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Song Parodies -> "Burp"

Original Song Title:

"Burn"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Burp"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I don’t understand
Why
I’ve been drinking Coke with too much fizz
And so there is something I gotta do
But it don’t mean that I’m rude
Cause my stomach’s building gas
Excuse me
I belched
I felt it way down deep inside my gut
They say better out than in
Let it out now then keep it and get sick
I’m gonna have to burp

I’m gonna burp and you’ll be so pissed
But it’s better than a fart
I spent all morning chugging
Free samples at Wal-Mart
You might think I need a snout
Because you’ll be calling me a pig
When my stomach groans
From all of this soda pop I swigged
I’m a guy…Who just drank a ton of Mr. Pibb
Got an aching belly, I can’t hold it baby
Plus there’s so many other drinks that it’s digesting
That’s why you should let me burp

Though you’re thinking I’m obscene when my tummy expels gas
Don’t you know that it isn’t gross it’s your body
Working like it should do
That’s why people excuse you
Gonna burp
Gonna burp
Gonna have to burp

Drank down Mountain Drew from the shelf but you
Hate the thought of people thinking you’re in bad health
But the whole world over
It’s what they all do
They all burp
They all burp
Everybody burps

8-pack cases are quite a bit much
When you’re drinking beer it occurs too
But the feeling ain’t too great my guts
In immense pain
It’s when carbonation takes its stand
It creates air that needs a way to escape
Quickest way to heal
So loud and causes earthquakes
Then shatter plates
When you get full on snacks
It’s getting taboo now
To make a sound like that

(Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!)

So put down the Mountain Dew
Don’t need that brew
If you think it’s so wrong
Drink Aquafina from water bottles!
Don't keep burping now that you learned
How to burp

When your tummy’s feeling pain don’t start popping those Tums dude
Heard a groan since you had that scone your body’s begging you to belch soon
Nature’s way to fix you
Have to burp
Have to burp
Gonna have to burp

Inside you feel your stomach swell but you
Hate the thought of releasing those strange smells
That will stink like a dumpster
Just what did you chew?
Smelly burp
Smelly burp
Such a smelly burp

Resist it your insides will soon be yelling “Please!”
That gas needs to be gone
Though you have your pride on a hot date with a guy (Oooooh!)
Persistently try to hide the compelling need
To have it withdrawn
You had too much pie and indigestion will rise (Yeah!)

Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burp! Burp! Burp! (Can you hear me burping?)
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burp! Burp! Burp! (Can you hear me burping?)
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burp! Burp! Burp! (Can you hear me burping?)
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!

You’ll be amazed! Loud and empowered!
I’ll keep burping my innards churn!

Such an awful stomachache due to eating that Thai food
Thar she blows! I’m hearing you joke at my hearty sounds that are crude
Why did you put it on Youtube?
Watch me burp!
Watch me burp!
You want to watch me burp!

When downed some cans of Coke you should belch don’t spew
If distraught you might work finding a way to quell
That sound just of thunder
That’s inside of you
Called a burp
Called a burp
It is called a burp

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Mark Scotti - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
What was the name of this again?....LOL!!!!..just kidding, Matthias. It was a gas, gas gas....
LadyPepsiCake - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatt, MonSieur de Urp . . . Grab your COKE ~ don't forget your TAB ~ but leave your RED BULL ~ hey, leave it on your shoulder ~ SPRITE's so sweet on the PEPSI side o'the street ~ Used to chug GATORADE ~ with Mtn DEW in the shade ~ hot TANG ~
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
This just begs for a full-scale recording...with all the (in)appropriate sound effects. A great parody to me is one that makes you "hear" the new words louder than the original...know what i mean? This is great, another classic in your catalog!
Old Man Ribber - November 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice. This reminds me of Zaire in colonial days...a regular "Belchin' Conga"! ;D
Below Average Dave - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Okay--don't you ever give me crap about Wind Beneath My Butt again, wind beneath Matt's lips. . .gross--but luckily for you I am not anti-gross-this was friggin funny, particularly because TOS is so serious and sensual.
Matthias - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Dave: Yeah, I guess I'm getting a bit more immature in my old age. Who knows I might even start doing parodies about farting, pooping or vomiting next. God help us all. No, I refuse to do a song ever about pooping. Ever. I will not become Poomaster.
Rex - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) But was it Coke Throwback you were drinking? Lovely contrast with the OS lyrics.
bobpiecheese - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Indeed, the need to burp is entirely natural. Also, burping at the wrong moment is hilarious. Speaking of hilarious, this parody is a perfect example of hilarious. Such a smooth, emotional OS turned into an argument about belching is genius. 555 for you *BELCH* whoop, 'scuse me.
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
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