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Song Parodies -> "Confessions Part 5: The Final Give Up"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions Part II"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Confessions Part 5: The Final Give Up"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

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[Chorus 1]
These are my confessions
Just when you thought it was safe
To get a funny feeling on something today
These are my confessions
I slipped my mind last four times, I'm alive
I guess I gotta keep part 5 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Ever since you gave me prank phone calls
I slipped my mind last four times, I'm alive
I'll tell you part 5 of my confessions

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts 1 and 2
As well as, don't forget, parts 3 and 4, 3 and 4
Did I lie? I don't know what I said that for
I put up pictures of porn on your fridge
And I fed your cat with an ear of corn
And by the way, your new boyfriend's my enemy
And I killed him accidentally, feeling lucky, Emily?

[Repeat chorus 1]

Baby, forgive me, I'm still tryin' to figure out
Why I have used a piece of spam for bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes I prevent you
From watching Everybody Loves Raymond on TBS, TBS
I was humming "caught here in a fiery blaze"
I change my favorite color every 27 days
And when I tell you "You are wearing a disaster!"
I'm autistic, Doris... you're a monster!

[Repeat chorus 1]

[Spoken]
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this...
But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
Well, I gave it to my sister
That thing was hideous... what were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasn't really nerdy yet
I just don't wanna go to where your new boyfriend is at
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Pop Tarts?
What I meant was...
There was only one left for me
Sorry

[Chorus 2]
These are my confessions
Just when you thought it was safe
To get a funny feeling on something today
These are my confessions
I slipped my mind last four times, I'm alive
I guess I gotta keep part 5 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Ever since you gave me prank phone calls
Is that all? I'll recall on some
Of that part 1 of my confessions

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The Charnstar - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Way too much of Confessions Part 3 in here, WAY! If you do a 4 and 5 gotta be all new, all awesome stuff. Not the same stuff with slight alterations.. sorry
------------------------------------------ - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
hey sissy i hear a ships bell WHAT? i said i hear a bell WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU Bell rings SFX I'M RINGING THIS BELL awwwwwwwwww nevermind DIIING DIIIIIIIIIING DIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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