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Song Parodies -> "Impressions"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions Pt. 2"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Impressions"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

The quotes are taking from first (Ozzy Osbourne), and the second (Shania Twain). I was just bored. Some of these voices I can actually imitate.
These are my impressions,
Just when I was doing my Ricki Lake,
Then on AmIRight, and started imitating Kobe.
These are my impressions.
Ashton Kutcher's I just butcher. What to do?
I guess I gotta keep on doing my impressions.
If I'm making voices then I'll go do Donald Duck
I can't do Mickey Mouse, out of luck.
I'm near death and out of breath. What to do,
Guess I'll keep on doing my impressions.


Now this gon' be the hardest voice I think I ever had to do
I've done William Shatner's and also that of Simpsons Apu's.
Remember when last night I did that imitation of that Doogie kid,
I surely botched it and I keep doing it.
The first voice that I did was Abu's
Second voice was Zap Brannigan from Futurama yea, it's true.
Third voice was Goofy Goof on a nifty parody spoof
I don't have the proof and bye bye to my sportsmaship

These are my impressions,
Just when I was doing my Ricki Lake,
Then on AmIRight, and started imitating Kobe.
These are my impressions.
Ashton Kutcher's I just butcher. What to do?
I guess I gotta keep on doing my impressions.
If I'm making voices then I'll go do Donald Duck
I can't do Mickey Mouse, out of luck.
I'm near death and out of breath. What to do,
Guess I'll keep on doing my impressions.

See when I'm on stage and have voices to figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Can't do nobody sleazy.
But I need to stop drinkin', imitatin'
Nicole Ritchie, that is my fav'rite (i like it)
I'm making fun of Cher,
Poking fun at her hair.
Spoofing Lindsay's voice,
Knockin' at her homely face.
I'm getting sued by her right now on National TV.
I said why ? Lindsey?
It's just funny!

These are my impressions,
Just when I was doing my Ricki Lake,
Then on AmIRight, and started imitating Kobe.
These are my impressions.
Ashton Kutcher's I just butcher. What to do?
I guess I gotta keep on doing my impressions.
If I'm making voices then I'll go do Donald Duck
I can't do Mickey Mouse, out of luck.
I'm near death and out of breath. What to do,
Guess I'll keep on doing my impressions.

[Breakdown]
"I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."

"I have a lot of secrets. One of them is that I am an alien.:"



These are my impressions,
Just when I was doing my Ricki Lake,
Then on AmIRight, and started imitating Kobe.
These are my impressions.
Ashton Kutcher's I just butcher. What to do?
I guess I gotta keep on doing my impressions.
If I'm making voices then I'll go do Donald Duck
I can't do Mickey Mouse, out of luck.
I'm near death and out of breath. What to do,
Guess I'll keep on doing my impressions.

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