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Song Parodies -> "Concessions Pt. II"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions Pt. II"

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Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Concessions Pt. II"

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The Lyrics

A quick parody I did today about a man at a ball game completely disgusted by some really bad relish that was put on his hotdog. Enjoy!
(Watch this),
These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do buy to eat part two of my concessions,

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do,
I love you too much to ever show it to you,
Remember that candy you found in Aunt Mandy's purse?
This is worse,
If I start choking, someone please call the nurse,
The first thing that came to mind was glue,
The second thing was that time that I stepped in dog poo,
The third thing was me wishin' I just ordered it as a side,
How I don't want to take no bite and bye bye to my lost appetite,

These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do buy to eat part two of my concessions,

I must look so stupid tryin' to figure out,
How I'm gonna get this hotdog in my mouth,
i said it ain't gon' be easy,
But I need to stop thinkin' about that relish, be a man and get it over with,
I'm writin' in my will, walkin' to my seat,
Tryin' to remove all of the relish with my feet,
The odor was so bad the flies wouldn't come near me,
I said it's making me uneasy!
Please hear me!

These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do buy to eat part two of my concessions,

And this, by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do,
To look at the food that I love,
Smothered in badle prepared relish,
*Sigh* I hope I can drown it out with some ketchup and mustard,
And, hopefully, it won't taste so bad,
This ain't about the game, this ain't about my life,
This is about relish, please...

These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do buy to eat part two of my concessions.
Not my best...but a good effort, right? Remember, if you don't have anything nice to say, say it in all caps, bold letters, and some obnoxiously angry color like red or bright orange!

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious food parody! 5 for the funny, but I don't have the Confessions album and I haven't heard the song in a long time so I couldn't check the pacing.
suprman - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
lol pretty funny man
WAYFan - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, that's great!!!! It's right up there with Weird Al's "Confessions Pt.
matrixmaniac - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
you are a geniuos, this is just below wierd al's parody, good job
RC - September 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I was just thinking of a parody when the song came out, and this was the name. No I didn't make this song, but I'm sure wish I did.
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