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Song Parodies -> "U Don't Have a Cold"

Original Song Title:

"U Don't Have to Call"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"U Don't Have a Cold"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

The Lyrics

This is a continuation of the song "You Got it Bad (a Cold)", a recently posted parody of Usher's "U Got it Bad" by "Elizabeth". This song tells about someone who has GOTTEN OVER A COLD and is a parody of another Usher song.
INTRO (2x)
Yo, startin' tonight
Just have your bod around me.
True lover for real.
That's my lover for real!

Situations will arise
In our lives.
But U can't shed no tears about it
Just because U catch a cold;
U just be bold
"Cause I knew U would soon get rid of it;
Meanwhile I
Prayed for U.
I still loved U.
U see I
Let U get your rest,
And you're now better, baby!

U don't have a cold.
You're okay, girl (boy)
And you're gonna be alright tonight. (2X)

Aw, girl (boy),
Your temperature is down.
We'll get down.
We can now go out and party
Now that your cold is gone.
Visiting friends can start again,
And again,
No evening can end without itó
Makin' love to U!
Back to my girl (man).
U see I
Knew meds would help U,
And now you're better, baby!

Ain't no coughing tonight
'Cause U finally got rid of that bug!
Don't stay home
Watching TV.
So tonight
You're gonna do what a healthy girl (man) does,
And that's party!


Gonna make love tonight
'Cause U have shaken those germs.
We'll get close;
I've saved my love.
We're gonna do what healthy folks do,
And that's party!


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