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Song Parodies -> "You Got It Bad (a Cold)"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It Bad"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"You Got It Bad (a Cold)"

Parody Written by:

Elizabeth

The Lyrics

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
When you feel it in your body
you start feelin' bad
your temperature is rising
and it makes you sad
Said you act like your fine
but you don't really know
and you don't go to school
cuz you in pain and woe

I been there, done it, coughed around (eh-heh)
After all that, this is what I found
Nobody wants to have a cold
If you're infected by a germ or virus
Then maybe

You got it, you got it bad
When you cough a lot
and your muscles ache from head to toe
(Oh) You got it, you got it bad
When your nose is running and you can't make it stop
You know you got it bad when
you take some NyQuil
but it doesn't help a bit
no peaceful sleeping
you got it bad when you're out with someone
but you keep on thinkin' bout goin back to bed
you got it bad

When you say that you're sick
and you really know everything
that used to matter don't matter no more
Like running, jumping 'round
You can have it all and
Sneezing in my tissues I do it just cuz
I said I'm unfortunate to be sick
I want you to know I really do hate this

All my people that know what's going on
Look at your doc help me sing my song
Tell him I'm real sick
Please help me
Cure this cold with an antibody!
Doctor, say drink this serum
Take this pill
I'll just add it to your enormous bill!

See I been there, done it, coughed around
After all that, this is what I found
Every one of y'all are just like me
Sittin' here just as sick as can be
Oh you got it bad

Repeat chorus 2 x

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