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Song Parodies -> "Infections Pt.2"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions Pt.2"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Infections Pt.2"

Parody Written by:

B.B.P

The Lyrics

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these are my infections
just when i thought i named all i can name
my chick on the side gave me a disease today
these are my infections
man im done and i dont know what to do
i guess i gotta give you part two of my infections
so if im gonna name em then i gotta name em all
damn near cried when i heard the doctor call
im so done and i dont know what to do
but to give you part two of my infections

now this gon be the hardest thing i think i ever had to do
got me talkin to myself askin how imma tell you
bout that chick in my house i told you i was freakin wit (freakin wit)
said she was infected now im keepin it
the first thing that came to mind was eww
second thing was how do i know if i'll die and is it true
third thing was me wishin that i never did what i did
how i aint ready for no disease and bye bye to my life of ease

these are my infections ( ooo ooo ooo ooo)
just when i thought i named all i can name (yeah yeah)
my chick on the side gave me a disease today
these are my infections (these are my infections)
man im done and i dont know what to do (what to do now)
i guess i gotta give you part two of my infections (this is part two ooo ooo)
so if im gonna name em then i gotta name em all (name em all)
damn near cried when i heard the doctor call
im so done and i dont know what to do (i dont know i dont know)
but to give you part two of my infections

ahh ahh ooo now
sittin here stuck on stupid tryna figure out
when what and how imma let this come out my mouth
said it aint gon be easy
but i need to stop thinkin conteplatin
be a man and get it over wit
over wit
im ridin in my whip racin to her place
talkin to myself preparin to tell her i have aids
she opend up the door and sprayed lysol on me
i said one second baby please kill me

these are my infections (ooo ooo)
just when i thought i named all i can name
my chick on the side gave me a disease today (chick on the side ooo why)
these are my infections
man im done and i dont know what to do (so done so done what to do im)
i guess i gotta give you part two of my infections
so if im gonna name em then i gotta name em all ( gonna name em then i gotta name em all)
damn near cried when i heard the doctor call (cried)
im so done and i dont know what to do (when i got it i didnt know what to do)
but to give you part two of my infections

this by fars the hardest thing i think i ever had to do
to tell you the women i love that i got an infection
by a woman that i barely even know
i hope you can except the fact that im man enough to tell you this
and maybe you'll kill me likei asked
this aint about you this aint about my career its about me please

these are my infections
just when i thought i named all i can name
my chick on the side gave me a disease today
these are my infections
man im done and i dont know what to do
i guess i gotta give you part two of my infections
so if im gonna name em then i gotta name em all
damn near cried when i heard the doctor call
im so done and i dont know what to do
but to give you part two of my infections



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deldel - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
that was funny as hell but let me just let you know that alot of people could judge hard on here so just a word of advice try not to use any original lyrics from the original song cause these asses will bitch and moan about every little thing and i've read some of their parodies and their shit aint even all that but overall this is some funny shit.And it kinda macthes with the whole sleeping around thing that usher did.your style is somewhat like mines look for some deldel parody's i got nappy family,crazy on drugs and constipated, and tell me what you think.Stay up player.I just wrote yo ass an essay
MC JJ - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as HELL
michael - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
this is one of the tightest song i ever heard... men your a thug... i mean how can you came up with this brilliant song... i give you props for that.. keep up the best work...
Stacey aka B.B.P - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
IM A GIRLLLL LOL
Shit - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Shit this shit is d'shit, yo. how you come up wit dis shit, playa?
Raven - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i love this this was so funny my home town radio station got on like this but it was to the tune of burn something about it burns when i pee i forgot it was funny though
bobpiecheese - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work B.B.P. And Raven? That song you heard was by Smooth-E and u can download it on www.suburbanhomeboy.com/mp3 It's actually 2-songs-in-one, with 'Burn' and 'Infections' All of his songs are funny and no, I am NOT Smooth-E.
=============================== - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
No You are Bopie Cheese And I'M GONNA GET YOU

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