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Song Parodies -> "I Got The Runs"

Original Song Title:

"U Got It Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"I Got The Runs"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, not again
When I feel it in my stomach
I caught a virus or two
I need to change my ways on what I eat
From McDonalds to Burger King
And back to Taco Bell
Now I really have to go
And every stench in my pants
I gotta let it go

I've gone there, did that, pooped around (ha)
After all this, this is what I found
Now that I'm constipated
I need some bepto-bismo for my relief
Then I have

I got it, I got the runs
When I'm on the toilet
Get out and go right back
(Ooh) I got it, I got the runs
If I miss a second, I go in my pants
My whole life's off course
I know I got the runs when
I'm stuck in the bathroom
Don't wanna stink up this place
Because all I know
I got the runs when I get my skid marks
And I keep on thinkin' 'bout where to go
I got the runs

When I say that I gotta go
Just pull the car over
Forget the people they don't matter no more
And just let me go
I have gone everywhere like
Restrooms, trees and hydrants I just gotta go
I said I'm fortunate on being a man
'Cause I can go where ever I wanna go

All day long this has been going on
Look at my face turning white like a ghost
Told you I gotta go where's it at?
Go down to the left it's somewhere in the back
Oh my god, where did it go
Where's the TP?
There's no more it needs to be filled

I've gone there, did that, pooped around (ha)
After all this, this is what I found
Now that I'm constipated
I need some bepto-bismo for my relief
Then I have

I got it, I got the runs
When I'm on the toilet
Get out and go right back
(Ooh) I got it, I got the runs
If I miss a second, I go in my pants
My whole life's off course
I know I got the runs when
I'm stuck in the bathroom
Don't wanna stink up this place
Because all I know
I got the runs when I get my skid marks
And I keep on thinkin' 'bout where to go
I got the runs (x2)

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