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Song Parodies -> "Confessions Pt. 3 & 4"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions Pt. 1 & 2"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Confessions Pt. 3 & 4"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

This is about a guy who has some weird confessions for his girlfirend...
Phone call: Hello? I'm at the bar, I'ma call you back. Nah I'm just gonna finish my drink. I'm at the bar yo. Shi... don't be playin with me like that. For real, homey don't play dat. Are you serious? How you know, ooh. You compared it with everything? Damn, I need to call you back, bi**h, I need to call you back...

Everytime I went away I was cheating on my girlfriend
Everytime she called I told her I was just chillin
No, I didn't think it would work
Telling her what was up that skirt
Hand in hand in the Ramada Inn with another woman
Not thinking this "It" could decieve me
So blond, so strong, how could I not see that something was wrong
Thinking about me
And not noticing that "Kelly R." had more chest hair than me
Guess I'm a dumb man
But I think I enjoyed some things I've done
So brace yourself it ain't good, but it would be even worse if I cheated on you with somebody else...

Spoken: Well, at least I wasn't sleeping with your Dad, so listen...

Chorus
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I had to say to get away
I'm thinking I just might be gay
These are my confessions
I was shown what I thought were some boobs
But now I need to tell you who I screwed in my confessions
I'm like Eddie Murphy but not in trouble with the law
Cause under those skirts we didn't know that there were ba...
Now I'm sore
And I'm unsure
So I guess I need to give you part 4 of my confessions

Now this gonna be the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
Cause I've went from dreaming Britney do thinking about Orlando Bloom
Remember that girl in part 3 told ya'll I was sleeping with
She had more hair than me underneath her armpits
I had no idea she was a dude
But now I kind of like the fact of a guy taming my shrew
Now I'm trying to explain
Cause my girlfriend has a real small brain
I'll have to ask if she has ever seen the Crying Game

Chorus

Baby I'm sorry that you had to find this out
I've crossed the border now I like going down south
And when I'm watching some T.V.
I'm thinking 'bout going on Springer and telling my story and getting paid for it
So I'm looking at my chick
Thinking I should redecorate her place
Got product in my hair
Not a crusty gel but a simple styling paste
She opened up the door and acting like she didn't remember me
I said "Hey honey baby, you won't believe me..."

Chorus

Spoken: This is probably the hardest thing I've ever done
To tell you, the woman I loved
I made out with a dude, and I really liked it
Well it's actually not that hard
I was hoping you didn't want to be with me
I mean, being a switch hitter and all now
Too much Queer Eye I guess
I didn't sleep with your Mom or Dad
Well, actualy I did
Just not in this confession...

Chorus (to the end)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 3
 3
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   2
 0
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 4   6
 4
 4
 
 5   13
 16
 16
 

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Lil lil Kim - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY WHOEVER WROTE THIS ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!! USHERS NOT GAY AND YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!!!
BLO-TOWN - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
First of all, this song isn't about Usher. IT'S A PARODY. And, I don't appreciate you, Lil' lil Kim, posting negatively on every song I write.
The Great Karlando - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Dont know the original, in fact...I don't know any of the songs you've parodied. But, judging by the comments you're getting, I'd say you're doin a pretty good job. If somethigng you write pisses people off as much as some people seem to be, you're doing good in my book. Keep it up, man.
Saider E. - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is frickin' hilarious. One of the funniest i've read on Amiright, but where's Confessions pt.3?
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That was friggin' hilarious. Keep it going. My friend who's gay is dead set on hoping Usher's at least bi so when I showed him this he was dying laughing!
lil thug - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
lil' lil kim your a gay bi**h for writting that you a stupid hoe!!
S.T.G. - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Pissing people off is fun..............great job BLO.
Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't feel like I know the original enough to vote yet...but I promise to come back!
Dusty D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work! And for those of you who dont know "Part 3" is the first verse.
Ahnonamis - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Great song. I gave it 3 5's before, I give it 3 now.
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool idea. Well executed. Didn't know the song, though.
Leo Jay - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - DKTOS, but well done.
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM July) "But now I kind of like the fact of a guy taming my shrew" ....... "taming my shrew" --- that's brilliant!
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM)DKTOS, straight 4's for nothing.
Phil Nelson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Don't know the original, and this just was bizarre.......
Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS here either, but it was very interesting!
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM very funny, although I DNKOS
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Don't Need Kinky Oral Se....whatever! Humorous parody, BLO-TOWN, but the title could have been funnier.
Melhi - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The Usher fan in my house is asleep, at the moment, but has promised to make sure I get to listen to the original, this week (we got busy and forgot, this week, but I've written myself a reminder, this time) -- so I'll be back to rate later, in the meantime, it reads very well. :)
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Clever ending there, sorta setting it up for a "Confessions Pt. 5 & 6", and I gotta wonder what kink that will be about.
Melhi - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Just letting you know I got that listen and came back to rate.
Phil Alexander - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm... certainly an unusual one...
Spaff.com - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting twist on the original, BLO. I particularly liked the Crying Game line.
Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I voted.... :-P

(okay, okay, some clever lines...)
Claude Prez - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd probably appreciate it more if I knew the original but there were some pretty funny lines.
Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well that was different! I thought it was good.
Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--I voted
BigBaby - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
It was wack and it want all that and who ever wrote this need to grow up!!!!
Prince - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the song, is this a real song, i wanna get it myself
lil crazy mama - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY IM LIKE LIL KIM THAT WAS NOT FUNNY. EITHER WAY YOU PUT IT, IT REALLY SOUND LIKE YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT USHER.!.
Agrimorfee - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, I decided to check out this one again, just because word on the 'net is that Weird Al Yankovic is releasing a parody of "Confessions". One wonders if it will be as good as this one. Revisiting it, this was quite funny, even without knowing the OS.
USHER - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
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