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"Ouch It Burns"

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The Lyrics

Ever been pepper sprayed...
Spoken:I don't understand, why? See I couldn't just hold on to it and, I didn't know what you would do. I didn't expect this from you. What I'm trying to say is, I, I love you, but I feel like, ouch. Is it better for me to rub or wash it out now, are there instructions on the back, cause it really, really burns...

Now it burns when I sing this
And I'm not talking about my heart
Spent a long time crying
On that bench there in the park
I just wanted to ask you out
Wasn't going to be ashamed
How was I to know
That you thought I was Saddam Housein
Tell me why you had to spray me with your pepper spray
Was I flirtin, maybe
Now I crying like a baby
Plus theres so many other pains I've got to deal with
Why did you have to make it burn

Cause I saw this girl and she was just banging
So I had to go
And let her now
Where I'm stayin
So she reached into her pocketbook
Now I can't take a second look
Cause it burns, now it burns, yea it burns
Deep down I knnew I never had a chance with you
But I had no idea of the types of things you'd do
Why'd you pick up that MACE
And spray me in the face
Now it burns, yea it burns, damn it burns

Doing things you ain't supossed to
And all I did want you
But the feeling weren't same
Same Kobe facts but different names
All my ladies do you understand
I had a thought, oh yea I had a plan
Now I'm feeling ill
I guess I made a mistake
Wanted a date
Now my eyesight ain't coming back
What I gotta do now
Now to get my eyesight back ooh, ooh, ooo
And I'm wonderin if I'll ever be able to see you
I've been blind for so long
I've been flushing my eyes out every 4 hours
And it's still burning just like a perm


I'm twisted cause one side of me is telling me that I need to move on
But the other side just reminds me I'm blind
I'm twisted cause one side of me is telling me that I need to move on
Then I fall down and remember I'm blind now

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, I can feel it burnin
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh oooh ooh
Too many days
So many hours
I'm a be burnin 'till my eyesight returns


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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 4   1
 5   1

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Lil lil Kim - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Neo Matrix - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Gave you a 2 in pacing because, well, u know why. A 3 in funniness, because...well let's say i was being offense. And a 4 in overall just because I know your name. My parody is better though. :P Quality, not quantity.
BLO-TOWN - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Not one of my better ones, I know. I was thinking more about the video for this one. Like for the "I'm twisted...", a guy walking trying to find this girl but running into things. Also I cracked myself up thinking of that final shot of Usher looking into the camera in the real video and a blind guy looking around unable to find just where the camera is. Next time, I'll keep these video thoughts as just thoughts obviously.
redsoxrule - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Queentoria - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the song, but the chorus wasn't too hot
Wouldn't U Like 2 No - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Screw Lil lil Kim, that was funny.

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