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Song Parodies -> "U Got Crabs"

Original Song Title:

"U Got It Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"U Got Crabs"

Parody Written by:

Joe Scovill

The Lyrics

Just bored..... and I wrote it.
Ooooh
No no no no no no no no no no
Noooo
Oooo

When you feel them on your body
And you don't gotta a clue
Makes you itch all day
Like even when you screw
Said you retreive them from Wendys
But you don't really know
Everything looks best
Till they start to show
You been there, done it, slept around
After all that they tend hang around
Now nobody wants to be that one
Who gets infested by bugs in your thong
Nasty

U Got, U Got Crabs
When your on the John
Or having sex in dirty cadillac
U Got, U Got Crabs
When sit on the seat without cover
Your whole bush got crabs
U Got, U Got Crabs
When your wearing a blouse
And the crabs start to run
And that's all you think about
U Got, U Got Crabs
When your out with your love
And keep on kitchen
Aroung everyone else
U Got Crabs

When you say you don't have them
And I really know
I ain't that pussy
With even a ten-foot pole
Not at Friendlys, or Bar
(I don't want them at all)
At Lowes, Sears, or Apple Bees
(I don't realy want those)
Said I told once, won't touch you girl
Want you to know
That slept around behind my back
So All the People
Know what's going on
Pick up her dress
And look under her thong
I'm your man(yikes)
Your my girl(skank)
I ain't telling no one at work
Ladies say I'm your girl
Your my man
Bitch, I'm goin to dodge you
The best I can
You been there, done it, slept around
After all that they tend hang around
You all are just like me
Its to bad that you can see
She's Got Crabs

U Got, U Got Crabs
When your on the John
Or having sex in dirty cadillac
U Got, U Got Crabs
When sit on the seat without cover
Your whole bush got crabs
U Got, U Got Crabs
When your wearing a blouse
And the crabs start to run
And that's all you think about
U Got, U Got Crabs
When your out with your love
And keep on kitchen
Aroung everyone else
U Got Crabs

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