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Song Parodies -> "The Concession Stand"

Original Song Title:

"Confessions, Pt. 2"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Concession Stand"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Need some food to enjoy your home games? This is the one place you wanna go.
This is the concession
I just got up, and all that I can say
I got myself some hot dogs and the inning's underway
This is the concession
Need a drink and even nachos, too
I guess i'm gonna give you a pretzel at the concession
If I have money, then i'm gonna spend it all
Perfect for hockey or even basketball
I need drinks and even nachos, too
I guess i'm gonna give you a pretzel at the concession

Now this gon' be the easy thing that I ever have to do
got me up out of my seat, runnin' out to the bathroom
Braves are down by one run, the Cubbies are just leading it, leading it
and by 3 straight pitches, struck out swingin'
The 1st thing I just thought of was food
2nd thing was buying me a jersey made out of blue
3rd thing was the front row, in which I wish i'd did
But I was ready for something and said hi to the concession

(repeat chorus)

Look at the menu and I figure out
Which one can let the Junkie feed into his mouth?
Said it's not gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I got me a soft drink
went back to the place
Had to get nachos
and came back to my seatin' place
I look at the scoreboard, the Braves got beat, 7-3
I said, why, tell me baby
are they losing?

(repeat chorus)

This by far the greatest thing that I ever have to do
to tell me, A section I love
that i'm getting some nachos, and some hot dogs I getting for
I hope, I can accept the fact that i'm game enough to get it
And hopefully, i'll give the Braves another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my career
It's about us

(repeat chorus)

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Dusty D - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Crap, didnt realize someone else did a confessions parody about consessions. :(. Just for future reference I did not see this before I wrote the parody. I had the idea a few weeks ago.
Rick D - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Happens to us all, Dusty.
Dusty D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
lol good to know.
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