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Song Parodies -> "Burned (By the stove)"

Original Song Title:

"Burn"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Burned (By the stove)"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

I got drunk the other day and,
Wasn't actin' very smart.
I shouldn't never stuck my head in.
But, I didn't see the spark.
See, the oven busted out.
And all I saw was blowin' flames.
My head was real hot
Didn't know I'd burn off all my hair
And now I-I have to eat all my food by a sip
I'm just hurtin' baby, I ain't happy,baby
Plus all my friends abandon me and left me for dead
I can't believe that I got burned!

[CHORUS]
I was feelin' pain, though nerves in my body were all gone
But you know, I was on the floor
And the party kept jumpin' like I'm not bruised
They poked at me I didn't move
I got burned, by the stove (Baby,I got burned)

Deep down I know it's best that I didn't move
They was pokin' so viciously til' I thought
That my life was all over, I thought it was through
I got burned, by the stove (Baby,I got burned)

[VERSE 2]
Lighting matches, I ain' 'spose to.
Guess I didn't learn from the last bruise
Cuz it started out a game\
But it ended out, in my shame
Idiots, so do you understand?
And all my morons do you feel my pain.
It is not until
I made a mistake
And then it's too late
I fry myself crispy black
I wish I had eyebrows
to show you how i feel
Oo-oo-oo-ooo
Man, I don't when i'm gon' ever get a clue (oo)
I've been burned many times
I think 50 almost died
Um-teen minors
Imma keep burnin' til i'm no more

[CHORUS]

With sticks they keep on pokin' me
But i know that I need to be strong
On the other hand I wanna yell out and cry
Oooo
With sticks they keep on pokin' me
But i know that I need to be strong
On the other hand I wanna yell out and cry

Oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oooo
Oo-oo-oo
Can you smell me burnin'
Oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo
So many days
So many hours
Imma keep burnin' til i'm braindead!

[CHORUS]

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Saider E. - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't just vote leave comments for me too.
Nelly - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
WOOOHOOO.. derrty i love your ish. i always peep it when i'm not busy ya kno. fa sho dis hurr was tight. nice everything.
Lil lil Kim - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I HOPE YOU WASN'T PICKING ON USHER B/C YOU DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS ABOUT.
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
JUST LIKE I BURNED MY H@ND ON THE STOVE @L$O

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