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Song Parodies -> "Churn"

Original Song Title:

"Burn"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Churn"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

Lmao
I don't understand why
See, it's churning and I can't hold it in
I know that I gotta use the toilet
But that don't mean I want to
What I'm trying to say is that I must poo, I just
I know that it is dribbling out my end
And it's better for me to let it flow now than to hold it and hurt me
My stomach it does churn

It's go'n burn for me to drop this
And it started with a fart
It's been a long time coming
And pepto bismol don't work
Really wanna keep talking
But I think you forgot my name
I fart; you grimace
Think it's best we go our separate ways
Tell me how long are you willing to endure this?
When I'm stinking, baby. Flatulating, lady.
Plus there's so many other stenches that you will whiff
You should just leave and let me churn

[Chorus]
When the feelin' ain't the same and my mind it don't want to
But, you know, gotta let it go
'Cause this party ain't smellin' like it used to
Even though I might lose you
Gotta churn, stomach churns (gotta stop the churn)
Deep down I know it's best that I plop, but you
Hate the thought of me chatting with someone else
But the party is over, and I ate the food
Gotta churn, stomach churns (Gotta stop the churn)

Sendin' dirty looks toward you
Gotta drop this stench but there is you
Won't leave until I say your name
Girl please just stop playin'...these games
Stomach's churning and the pain remains
Now my intestines they just twitch with pain
Gassy's how I feel
Eating here was a mistake
Now it's to late
My comfort ain't coming back
What I gotta do now (now)
To get my comfort back (whoo ooo ooo ooh)
Man, I don't know how I'm gonna escape my boo
We been talking to long
It feels fitty-leven days
Umpteen hours
I'ma keep churning, just let me run

(Chorus)

Feel twisted, 'casue one side of me
Wants this convo to keep on keeping on
On the other side, true
I just want to poo (ooooh)
Feel twisted, 'casue one side of me
Wants this convo to keep on keeping on
On the other side, true
I just want to poo (yeah)

Poo poo poo poo poo poo
Poo poo poo
My stomach is churnin'
Poo poo poo poo poo poo

So many pains
Don't smell like flowers
I'm still churnin', my insides burn

(Chorus)
Hey, Tarah B., if you happen to read this, do you Yahoo! ? If not join the message board! It rox! XD

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Saider E. - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Not as graphic as "Digestion" but it's still just as good!
Tarah B. - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, someone is reaching out to me. I actually did sign on to the messageboard but now my user name is gone(because of the shut down). I wasn't really on it much anyway. I hear it's a new site, I'll check it out. Thanks for the gesture, Mr. Anderson.
Denied Truth - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Crazy In Love wit this parody. i loved it, it was great. excellent everything LET IT CHURRRNNNN
BLO-TOWN - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea,(sigh) yours is better than mine. Still as a bathroom parody, doesn't meet the standards set by my Take A S**t. LOL
mike - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
b@d

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