I'm brain dead.
There's space for you to rent inside my head.
Don't spend much time in front of books.
Cause they will not give me good looks.

I'm failing bad, now.
Good thing I'm bumming dough from Mom and Dad.
And I do not need anyone
to tell me that college is...

So screw my...math homework, now.
Stand up...and make this vow:
When there's too much on your mind,
parties you should go and find.

Screw my...chemistry lab.
This crap...I'll never grab.
When there's too much on your mind,
frat parties I will go find.

When finals come,
I'll wish I never ended up so dumb.
But what's the point of trying hard.
When I still have my fake I.D. card.

It's not the end, yet.
I think I'll switch my major once again.
What should I take so that I can make
This year just as fun as it's been.

So screw my...english essay.
Get up...and boldly say:
When there's too much on your mind,
parties you should go and find.

Screw my...professor's notes.
Sleeping...my brain promotes.
When there's too much on your mind,
frat parties I will go find.

Life is great.
I feel I have to stay up really late.
Some people go so they can learn.
College is no place for concern.

I'm failing bad, here.
But who needs to know how to subtract or add.
And I do not need anyone
to tell me that college is fun.