Song Parodies -> The Bugs Are Always Biting

Original Song Title:

"You're Ever So Inviting"

Original Performer:

Underoath

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Bugs Are Always Biting"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

#34. The first Underoath parody for amiright.
The time has come for us to stamp them out
To let them take our blood
Would be to give up our rights

These grounds we camp upon
We spray repellent day and night
They're flying into our tents
They bite everything
[repeat]

Oh, mosquitoes buzzing and buzzing they are
And they must infest
It makes me feel like always slapping
I take such a beating, they're feeding so well
Bugs that leave such a swelling welt on my arm

And in my last shower
I found so many new red marks again
And I stepped outside
Where humans wait as prizes

These grounds we camp upon
We spray repellent day and night
They're flying into our tents
They bite everything

Oh, the urge is stronger and stronger, come on
To scratch my thighs
It just looks so much grosser
I can't live with bite after bite after bite
Let's just leave, there are safer rooms in our home

Taste my blood... they think that it's so good
I kill just one but I can't... keep this up
Every single time a bugger tries

These grounds we camp upon
We spray repellent day and night
They're flying into our tents

GET OUT!

These grounds we camp upon
We spray repellent day and night
They're flying into our tents
They bite everything

(We knew we'd get you) they say, they bite everything
(We knew we'd win) they say, they bite everything

Don't know why they always get their lunch off of me
I use my hands, for all my skin needs scratching
Don't know why they always get their lunch off of me
Let's leave these lands, cuz they just keep attacking

I think I've given up in this great invasion
So let's go out, go for a drive
I think there's way too much insect population
So let's get out while we're alive

These grounds we camp upn
We spray repellent day and night
These grounds we camp upon
They bite everything

These grounds we camp upon
We cannot seem to win this fight
These grounds we camp upon
They bite...
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2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Another good camping horror story. Did you ever fall asleep and find that a grasshopper crawled up your leg?
Baka - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! That's hilarious!
Gracelandd - July 12, 2007 - Report this comment
omg. that's so funny. ahaha i could totally see them singing that instead...

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