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Song Parodies -> "Huge Ego"

Original Song Title:

"Vertigo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Huge Ego"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here's a U2 parody that's all about Bono. Just the way Bono likes it... Something that's just about him and nothing else!
Gusto, zest, taste and pizzazz

I have such great fashion...

Need a crown
I'm marked
As a king in my head
Royal and smart
Cause Einstein is a dunce
Compared
To that of Bono's mind
Truth be told
With me
You can't get too much greater!

Bravo! Bravo!
Encore!
You think I've got a Huge Ego
That's a lie!
At everything I do I am a pro
In the news almost nightly
I'm ideal
Deal....

I've starred in major roles
My name's lit up in lights
It's Oscar Gold
You'll faint hearing my voice
It's got such soul
I'll get in women's pants
And not just hoes

Bend and kiss my feet
To the nine's I'm decked
Weave the greatest tales
Writers are impressed
I'm bigger than Jesus!
I'm bigger than Jesus!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

Bravo! Bravo!
Encore!
I do not have a Huge Ego!
Kiss my butt!
Folks are forking over tons of dough
Just to get me to sign things
Peasants kneel
Kneel...

I've dated...
Hot babes...
Jumping their bones!

My life's bliss, You wish it could be yours
A genius and brilliance pours from my pores
And my Swiss bank account is engorged
You'll see me strut my stuff and think that you're dirt

Bravo! Bravo!
Encore!
Don't say I've got a Huge Ego!
Shut your mouth!
I'm on stage it's the greatest show
My songs will leave you gasping

I can hear my fans screeching out loud
No, There's no touching allowed
You can't feel
Feel....

I rock! I rock! I rock! I rock! I rock! I rock! I rock! I rock!!!!!

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Agrimorfee - December 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Totally hilarious and OTM with the satire. Excellent word subs throughout this deceptively difficult OS, and you outdid my "Thanksgiving Nightmare" with the ad libs I missed.
Max Power - January 10, 2013 - Report this comment
As it is said in South Park, he's still crap...literally.
Blaydeman - January 19, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM/Artistry) This is pretty funny. I imagine Bono ego is ginormous! Like Beyoncé says, "It's it's big, it's too wide, it's too strong, it won't fit... he's got a big ego, such a huge ego!" P.S. I loved the "I don't have a huge ego, I'm just awesome at everything" kind of lines.
Lifeliver - January 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Huge egos go with the turf I guess. Some just call it chutzpah or whatever. If they didn't like all that attention, they wouldn't do it. What happened to those singers who just step up to the mike (with their clothes still ON), open their mouths and everyone goes 'aaaah'. Nice work on the subbing. I like it when people turn the artist's music back on itself, as you've done here. To me, it's mildly funny - competent subbing but nothing really jumps out at me, so 544
bobpiecheese - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, it's a good thing I don't pay much attention to the news then, otherwise I'd have to deal with Mr. Orange Sunglasses. This was a fantastic parody, 555!
Rex - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I think it would have been funny to use the line "I'm bigger than Lennon!", since Lennon once quipped that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus. Excellent send up.
Syncronos - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
But...but he's been on the Simpsons! I thought this was great!
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peter Andersson - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Q - Do you know how they talked U2 into coming to the Superbowl back in 2002? A - They told Bono that he'd get to play for both teams!
Abbott Skelding - June 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Excellent job! When the song first came out, I wrote "Overplayed" to this, but this absolutely blew it out of the water. A lot of funny lines, and absolutely true given the subject matter.
Blaydeman - July 04, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above^^^ still dripping with swagger.
bobpiecheese - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!

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