You see this stuff? It's rubbish, yes,
I won't be paying,
Electric blankets that heat up your bed,
It'll soon be breaking,
On rainy days you'd get this stuff out
See if it works, you'd just mess about,
You'd plug it in, it'd just break down,
Hope I don't find
More of this kind
Of worthless, high-priced stuff,
'Cause if the chrome all cracks,
I cannot take it back,
"I'm sorry; No refunds,"

Electrical store,
Electrical sto-o-ore,
Electrical sto-o-o-ore,
Prices are high,

Car alarms that make a nasty "beep",
It's useless junk, and that is fairly plain to see,
Coffee machines and little toasters, too,
Stuff no one wants... so why on Earth do you?!
It comes in colours like red, orange and green,
It's stuff my neighbours will have never seen,
I think I'll find
More of this kind
Of worthless, high-priced stuff,
But if the chrome all cracks,
I cannot take it back,
"I'm sorry; No refunds,"

Electrical store,
Electrical sto-o-ore,
Electrical sto-o-o-ore,
Prices are high,

There's hot as hell fashions in this room,
Must buy something- sales end soon,
This stuff is heavy, gonna need a truck,
Hope my wife won't mind when she sees this junk,
Oh,
Oh,
'Cause if she moans and snaps,
I cannot take it back,
"I'm sorry; No refunds,"

Electrical store,
Electrical sto-o-ore,
Electrical sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore,
Prices are high,
Prices are high,
Prices are high,
Prices are high.