-> "Painful Day"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Painful Day"
Parody Written by:
Seraph the Comic Artist
The Lyrics
The heart is a-glow,
Man that has GOT to hurt,
But there's no water,
Nor relief to find, it's a curse,
You're out of luck,
And the reason that you are on fire,
The petrol can's stuck,
And the pain doesn't seem to tire,
You thought that guy would help,
But no! He's running away,
He gave a little yelp, a scream,
And it's pain today,
It's a dead painful day,
Weights fall, you feel like,
It's a dead painful day,
Just let it go away,
A bed of nails,
And you've got no butt protection,
You're going mad,
Seeing things, a hallucination,
Your health is gone,
Even if no-one saves poor you,
You hurt all over,
And it hurts all over you,
It's a dead painful day,
Just let it go away,
It's a dead painful day,
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Whack me,
This must be my just desserts,
Hit me, now,
I'm in another world of hurt,
See the world, in black and blue,
See lorries come towards you,
See the tomb walls, covered in spikes,
See the piano, dropped from a big height,
See the raging fires everywhere,
See the mob boss raising a chair, and,
See the bird pecking out your eyes,
After all that, tons of acid pies,
It's a dead painful day,
Just make it go away,
It's a dead painful day,
Whack me,
This must be my just desserts,
Hit me,
I'm in another world of hurt,
What you can't feel, it's been chopped off,
What you can feel, it's about to be scoffed,
What you can't feel, it's been chopped off,
It's been chopped off, yeah,
It was a dead painful day!
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