I am not afraid of anything on this road
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't quite ignored
I'm just trying to find a a place where I can roam
a lane that doesn't take an hour to drive the five miles home

I've got to get myself a Mini,
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it
I know that later won't be better
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it

I will not flick off, the van that cut me off
He sticks his nose in front of me, to really **** me off
Now I reach the toll both and we're all in the wrong lane
Spaghetti changes all the way, this commute is rellay lame

And the guy who has a ten
He blocks the express lane
He can't get out, cause no-one will let him in
and his fender gets hit by, some old lady

I've got to get a motor cycle,
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it
I think my towncar is too wide
because I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it

I was unconscious, half asleep
till the lane started moving and someone went 'beep'...
Then chopper dave sends a radio call
To skip this road if we can at all

Next lane the traffic's moving faster
But I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it
It goes too fast to let me over
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it

And if they'd let you over
And if the jam would pass
One car won't let you through so
You better let him pass

It's just a moment
This car will pass