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Song Parodies -> "Stuck In The Slow Lane"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck In A Moment (You Can't Get Out Of)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stuck In The Slow Lane"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

Did you miss me? (sound of everyone saying "who?" at once) :-)
I am not afraid of anything on this road
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't quite ignored
I'm just trying to find a a place where I can roam
a lane that doesn't take an hour to drive the five miles home

I've got to get myself a Mini,
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it
I know that later won't be better
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it

I will not flick off, the van that cut me off
He sticks his nose in front of me, to really **** me off
Now I reach the toll both and we're all in the wrong lane
Spaghetti changes all the way, this commute is rellay lame

And the guy who has a ten
He blocks the express lane
He can't get out, cause no-one will let him in
and his fender gets hit by, some old lady

I've got to get a motor cycle,
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it
I think my towncar is too wide
because I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it

I was unconscious, half asleep
till the lane started moving and someone went 'beep'...
Then chopper dave sends a radio call
To skip this road if we can at all

Next lane the traffic's moving faster
But I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it
It goes too fast to let me over
cause I'm stuck in the slow lane, and I can't get out of it

And if they'd let you over
And if the jam would pass
One car won't let you through so
You better let him pass

It's just a moment
This car will pass

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Who? Doesn't matter. You are jammin;! 555:)
nally - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I know very well what it's like to be stuck in the slow lane; happens all the time. 5-5-5
Serafina - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You are so right, nally. Sometimes when you're in a traffic jam, the lane next to you seems to be moving quicker, but as soon as you get into that lane, it slows up too. I've been in that kind of situation many times. 5-5-5.
Mr X - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Haven't we all ... 5,5,5
anonymous - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Your parodies are soooo funny, but I'm sad to say, you missed a whole verse on this parody!!!!

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