You had a surprise
A Halloween fraternity hayride
A night with out the guys,
With cider and rum supplied.

But I'm out of luck,
Because it just shows you don't care.
You're such a dumb f*%@.
You could have taken me anywhere.

You thought it would be fun
To take me down to this place
Well that's just fine, but there's just one
Little problem I face:

I'm allergic to hay!
I'm sneezing, coughing, wheezing,
I'm allergic to hay!
Please let me get away!

You're friends all got drunk
On the way to their destination
And no one can drive,
There's not a chance for my salvation
You love this stuff,
Even if it turns my face blue.
This hay's all over,
And I think I'm over you!

Cuz I'm allergic to hay!
I'm sneezing, coughing, wheezing,
I'm allergic to hay!
Please let me get away!

It touched me!
Your buddies threw it in my face!
Take me... home,
I know this night's a hopeless case!

Do you remember when we first met?
Because of you I got rid of my pet.
I cared enough because I know how it feels
When my eyes water and my throat seals
Since then we've been together two years.
You should know this is one of my worst fears.
So take that bota-bag outta your mouth,
Take me home, get the benadryl out -

(Hay.....Hay....)
I'm allergic to hay...

Well I thought that you would know by now,
But you planned my worst nightmare somehow,
Well I thought that you would know by know
You'd know by now.

I'm allergic to hay...