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Song Parodies -> "Smooth Jazz"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Jamz"

Original Performer:

Twista (w/Kanye West and Jamie Foxx)

Parody Song Title:

"Smooth Jazz"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

The ultimate Smooth Jazz/Hip-Hop crossover song.
She said she wants some Kenny G, some David Sanborn, a little Najee, we'll definitely set this party off right
She said she wants some Mindi Abair, some Candy Dulfer, a little Sade, and definitely set this party off right

I told her to drive over in your Lincoln, find some friends you cool with
I'm-a light the candles, then I want you to strip
See, you is my new chick, so we get our smooth on
She be grabbin, callin me Miles Davis all night long
Man I swear she fine, homes, why she got to lie, though?
Tellin me they're diamonds when she know they rhinestones
She got a white homegirl who's into Norah Jones
She got a black homegirl who's into Norah Jones
I play Candy Dulfer--for the candy she got a jones
My boy said you ain't no freak, so you got to prove my man wrong
Gonna play Luther Vandross, You gonna take your pants off
Gonna play some Dave Koz, We gonna do it just 'cause

She said she wants some Kenny G, some David Sanborn, a little Najee, we'll definitely set this party off right
She said she wants some Mindi Abair, some Candy Dulfer, a little Sade, and definitely set this party off right

Got you looking at the gliss on my hands and wrists
While I'm laying back and sippin' that champagne
When it come to blowin' that sax like Dulfer and Sanborn
I can tell you, ain't no messin' with the cool-ass Smooth Jazz
In New York and I be blazin' Kenny G, rockin' Mindi, tryin' to smoke a B, lookin' properly and feelin' like a G
And all this...
Come with me and sip this supersmooth Chardonnay
Gotta know I can hit it like Sade
Hit the stop light, get into some Anita Baker
The rims still movin' and I'm jammin' some Boney James
While I'm rollin' in the Nav, Cruisin' over town droppin' Smooth Jazz
And I gotta leave some smokin' for the G's and I do it...
When my George Benson sings on his guitar
Let me get you in the mood with Earl Klugh
Get you honey-dipped in Dave Koz
Fulfilling our every sensation, slow breathing, rockin' the boat
You want my Candy, Baby? Come and get this, make me rub down your entire body, from your head down to your toes
And every time you're controllin' me I'm lovin' the way you be holdin' me while I be listening to Gerald Albright
And when I come over and make it hot, you put it out with Joyce Cooling
I'm-a kiss you all over to the melody to roll it smooth
Now I gotta go up in it rough, but I'm-a finish last
No matter how much of a thug you see, I'm still smooth like my Smooth Jazz, so to the club with me
And with this Najee come on and lay back with me and kick it with the smooth side of me

She said she wants some Kenny G, some David Sanborn, a little Najee, we'll definitely set this party off right
She said she wants some Mindi Abair, some Candy Dulfer, a little Sade, and definitely set this party off right

Baby play another smooth jazzy jam and all us lovers need to hold hands
And if you ain't got no man, jump up in my Navigator
And we'll do it till later, gator
We gots to roll with the plan, 'cause after that then I take it to the dome, then I got to bone, stay up in the zone, gotta take you home, gotta run up on
And I do it...
Baby play another smooth jazzy jam and all us lovers need to hold hands
And if you ain't got no man, jump up in my Navigator
And we'll do it till later, gator
And after that then I take you to my home, and we could get it on, whisper on the phone just to get you goin'
Tryin' to make you moan and I do it...

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Tim Hall - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Smooth jazz is crap! Take the time to hear some REAL jazz on www.kkjz.org or buy aabums from Dizzy Gillespie, Cannonball Adderly, or Ornette Coleman.
pimp - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
that song is better off not put on this site it sucks
Mikey Boy - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This is way too much like the original version

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