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Song Parodies -> "The Saga of Albuquerque East"

Original Song Title:

"Not Forgotten"

Original Performer:

Twila Paris

Parody Song Title:

"The Saga of Albuquerque East"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

The OS was derived from Twila's new album, "Small Sacrifice." The parody itself retells "High School Musical;" hence its title. I got the plot off Wikipedia.
Stanza I.
Gabriella was avoiding
Everyone around New Year's
'Til she met up with Troy Bolton.
They sang "Something New," I hear.
Then they gave each their phone number,
But they were of rival cliques;
Sharpay was so jealous
'Cos the exchange just made her sick!

Stanza II.
She put in a paper clipping
Of one she'd named Einsteinette!
Suddenly, the two were slipping
Off to tryouts, you can bet!
But I hear that Troy's too late
To take part in the whole audit,
Then a twist in fate:
Right soon, they've nailed every bit!

Refrain I.
So Darbus overheard them
And a callback they received!
But Sharpay's ears would hear them
And she quickly grieved!
The B-ball team soon found out
And they were quickly shocked!
They devised a plan;
Pretty soon, Troy now was blocked!

Refrain II.
Gabriella went a-mourning
When she heard Troy didn't care
'Bout her doings, but he called her
To tell her she should not be scared!

Stanza III.
Sadly, callbacks now were pushed back
To the day East might take state
In B-Ball and academics.
But again, a twist in fate!
They disrupted board and contest
And in singing ne'er were lame!
Soon they got the lead roles
And East just won the B-Ball game!

Refrain III.
"We're all in this together!"
Such became East High School's song!
Troy sang with great distinction;
Gabi sang along!
Remember their great doings,
Remember T and G
'Cos this is the end;
Why 'tis so, do not ask me!
(Repeat last two lines)
I hope Twila releases her new album to stores other than Lifeway, such as Northwestern Book Stores!

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