Tell ya what I did last night
I came home say around a quarter to eight
still felt high, hypnotized she farted
'cuz her body was so burnt toast brown
and stupidizing
u would've thought she needed with this feeling that she felt
so shook she had to catch her breath

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Oops! there goes my fist right up in her face, oh my
Oops! there goes my foot knockin' her teeth straight, oh my
Oops! some kinda touch is slappin' her face, oh my
Ooh! she's turnin' red now who could this be?

I try and I try
to avoid, but this thang keeps happening
rip out her eye, hang it dry
that's violent
but her body was all chopped up now
somehow, she still farted
I looked over to the right with this feelin' that felt high
so shook I had to grab a knife

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I looked over to the right....
mmmm...she was lookin so stupid she had to slap herself
I looked over to the right....
mmmm...she was so retarded she had to kick herself
I looked over to the right....
mmmm...she was puttin herself into a straight jacket
I looked over to the right....
mmmm...my fist goin at her and then her body fell down

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