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Song Parodies -> "Eat Me"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Tweet

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Me"

Parody Written by:

TK

The Lyrics

It's Kinda stupid, but read it anyway
Shake it, Shake it
Shake it, Shake it
Shake it, Shake it
Chew, Chew
Chew, Chew

Baby you the man-eater
Cause you put salt on me
And in the morning
I roll over and feel you chewin on me
I got another canniball
But he ain't like you
And I can't be your appitizer
Though I'd like to
E-E-E-E-Eat me real late at night
When my man's asleep
And take a red knife
To the west side up and down my spine
And let you taste what you've been missing
I'm so burnt from the fire

Eat me
Oooh, when you hungry
Baby, you don't have to worry
Eat me
We can eat someone

Eat me
Oooh, when you hungry
Baby, you don't have to worry
Eat me
We can eat someone

Baby, eat my hand
When you're feeling hungry
It don't matter where you're at
Just let me put it on you
I got another canniball
But he ain't like you
And I can't be your appitizer
Though I'd like to
E-E-E-E-Eat me at the break of dawn
I'll be sure to meet you with barbaque sauce on
We can slip and slide
Marinade on
And fill that hunger that you've been feelin
I'm so burnt from the fire

Eat me
Ooo, when you hungry
Baby, you don't have to worry
Eat me
We can eat someone

Eat me
Ooo, when you hungry
Baby, you don't have to worry
Eat me
We can eat someone

You can eat me
Eat me
You can eat me

Eat me
Ooo, when you hungry
Baby, you don't have to worry
Eat me
We can eat someone

Eat me
Ooo, when you hungry
Baby, you don't have to worry
Eat me
We can eat someone
END

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