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Song Parodies -> "Corneil & Bernie"

Original Song Title:

"Corneil & Bernie Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Tv Jingles

Parody Song Title:

"Corneil & Bernie"

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The Lyrics

instead of the theme song to my favorite show that airs on Nickelodeon's spin - off channel (Nicktoons Tv) it is about bernie confessing his stupidity

Corneil & Bernie


I am a dogsitter a dogsitter who ain't
to bright i cannot pronounce styrofoam (bernie's pronunctiation Steerofo - am) right don't even know the difference between
day and night

Corneil: (sarcasticly of course)

Bernie you can talk?


very funny corneil i forgot to laugh
there isn't a cat in any bag what is a
celebrity? i once lead a dog's life
(flashback to bernie walking on all
fours wearing a leash around his neck
and barking) but that secret's gotta stay
with you and me what are chops? hmm?
i don't know why should i know? what are
chops? (singing to corneil) i already told
someone that your a taliking dog


(yells) What?


(talking) I'm absurd

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 24

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Zilla - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha ha, that's awesome XD!
Jonathan - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Zilla i'm waiting for the Kids Choice Awards On Nickelodeon hosted by Jack Black
valentina - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
is cool this thing but i want found the lyric of the song of that cartoon i'm a dog a dog thats incredible bright i can talk read and write.
noah - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Dai - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL. This is cute, but... Guh. I can't find the lyrics to the actual theme song anywhere. Dx
taahlzzz - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
ummmm yeh ......awesome......!lol pritty gud but cant beet the original

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