People:

Corneil & Bernie

Bernie:

I am a dogsitter a dogsitter who ain't
to bright i cannot pronounce styrofoam (bernie's pronunctiation Steerofo - am) right don't even know the difference between
day and night

Corneil: (sarcasticly of course)

Bernie you can talk?

Bernie:

very funny corneil i forgot to laugh
there isn't a cat in any bag what is a
celebrity? i once lead a dog's life
(flashback to bernie walking on all
fours wearing a leash around his neck
and barking) but that secret's gotta stay
with you and me what are chops? hmm?
i don't know why should i know? what are
chops? (singing to corneil) i already told
someone that your a taliking dog

Corneil:

(yells) What?

Bernie:

(talking) I'm absurd