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Song Parodies -> "Corneil & Bernie"
Original Song Title:
"Corneil & Bernie Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Tv Jingles
Parody Song Title:
"Corneil & Bernie"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
instead of the theme song to my favorite show that airs on Nickelodeon's spin - off channel (Nicktoons Tv) it is about bernie confessing his stupidity
People:
Corneil & Bernie
Bernie:
I am a dogsitter a dogsitter who ain't
to bright i cannot pronounce styrofoam (bernie's pronunctiation Steerofo - am) right don't even know the difference between
day and night
Corneil: (sarcasticly of course)
Bernie you can talk?
Bernie:
very funny corneil i forgot to laugh
there isn't a cat in any bag what is a
celebrity? i once lead a dog's life
(flashback to bernie walking on all
fours wearing a leash around his neck
and barking) but that secret's gotta stay
with you and me what are chops? hmm?
i don't know why should i know? what are
chops? (singing to corneil) i already told
someone that your a taliking dog
Corneil:
(yells) What?
Bernie:
(talking) I'm absurd
Corneil & Bernie
Bernie:
I am a dogsitter a dogsitter who ain't
to bright i cannot pronounce styrofoam (bernie's pronunctiation Steerofo - am) right don't even know the difference between
day and night
Corneil: (sarcasticly of course)
Bernie you can talk?
Bernie:
very funny corneil i forgot to laugh
there isn't a cat in any bag what is a
celebrity? i once lead a dog's life
(flashback to bernie walking on all
fours wearing a leash around his neck
and barking) but that secret's gotta stay
with you and me what are chops? hmm?
i don't know why should i know? what are
chops? (singing to corneil) i already told
someone that your a taliking dog
Corneil:
(yells) What?
Bernie:
(talking) I'm absurd
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Ha ha, that's awesome XD!
Thanks Zilla i'm waiting for the Kids Choice Awards On Nickelodeon hosted by Jack Black
is cool this thing but i want found the lyric of the song of that cartoon i'm a dog a dog thats incredible bright i can talk read and write.
cool
thankies!
LOL. This is cute, but... Guh. I can't find the lyrics to the actual theme song anywhere. Dx
ummmm yeh ......awesome......!lol pritty gud but cant beet the original
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