Song Parodies -> Bowl Rubber On The Strange Of Your Marker.

Original Song Title:

"Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr"

Original Performer:

Trivium

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bowl Rubber On The Strange Of Your Marker."

Parody Written by:

Whorelock

My first parody..don't give me too hard of a time
Bill Gates,
Stattered lips,
trample,
acid trips.

Your breast,
tweedle-dee,
bath sheet,
Resevior.


BOWL
RUBBER
STRANGE
MARTIN.

STOMP
UKRAIN
TATTS
A LOT

FLIES
GAS PAIN
WHEAT
RUDDER

USE MILE
AS D. TROYERS
LIFT UP
AND WEE IN THIS.

hands,
Uncles,
that makes these worlds
soap of hollow P*ss.

NOW
WINGER!
kizzle spray dead
gentle side of wings.

flooding
the husky,
lick down,
the wang now.

And I am Asian,
your dads a Vegan.
Florence I'll burn your
floor.



BOWL
RUBBER
STRANGE
MARTIN.

STOMP
UKRAIN
TATTS
A LOT

FLIES
GAS PAIN
WHEAT
RUDDER

USE MILE
AS D. TROYERS
LIFT UP
AND WEE IN THIS.

hands,
Uncles,
that makes these worlds
soap of hollow P*ss.

NOW
WINGER!
kizzle spray dead
gentle side of wings.


hands,
Uncles,
that makes these worlds
soap of hollow P*ss.

NOW
WINGER!
kizzle spray dead
German sodomys


I am triviums throat,
whining around.
are things in your car?
on your watch?
Whore on pillow,
I"M NAKED.
I AM HERE TO RAPE BOY!

Ewe will squeeze up the wine!
color dogs.
forget why.
FART ME LIKE V-TECH DID!
I AM HERE TO RAPE BOYS!!



BOWL
RUBBER
STRANGE
MARTIN.

STOMP
UKRAIN
TATTS
A LOT

FLIES
GAS PAIN
WHEAT
RUDDER

USE MILE
AS D. TROYERS
LIFT UP
AND WEE IN THIS.

hands,
Uncles,
that makes these worlds
subtle hollow P*ss.

hands,
Uncles,
that makes these worlds
subtle hollow P*ss.


NOW
WINGER!
kizzle spray dead
German sodomys
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Red Ant - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
My first reaction was "WTF is this?", then I heard the original. Damned fine misheard lyrics parody. I was going to vote 545, but I clicked straight 5s. Hope you can live with that. ;-)
Sara N - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha that is so random and funny! At first I was like "what the heck?!" But by the end I was just like "haha who cares?" Awesome stuff!

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