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Song Parodies -> "A Gunshot to the Head of Gas Stations"

Original Song Title:

"A Gunshot to the Head of Trepidation"

Original Performer:

Trivium

Parody Song Title:

"A Gunshot to the Head of Gas Stations"

Parody Written by:

That Guy Over There

The Lyrics

Just so ya know, I am HUGE fan of Trivium.....but I had to do this. And I have nothing against gas station and their owners- its one of the few things that rhyme with "trepidation".
You raise your fuel price on the sign
It fills our wallets with fear
"Three dollars" haunting our brains
Witness to a greedy owner
Your swindling will end right here
No longer will the drivers fear

A gunshot to the head of gas stations
My promise if you don't lower the prices

Just look at the cash you take
Your greed makes car owners break
The fuel price yet again is raised
With cars running out of fuel
Your swindling will end right here
No longer will the drivers fear

A gunshot to the head of gas stations
My promise if you don't lower the prices

The prices were all on
You've made rather fair
Now expensive
Ungrateful thief-owners
Robbers.....
We'll pump and run

Open fire on the conniving station man
Open fire with hybrids rising in the land

If I can't make you see the money you stole
I'll make you wish you'd never opened a store

Open fire on the conniving station man
Open fire with hybrids rising in the land

Open fire on the conniving station man
Open fire with hybrids rising in the land

If I can't make you see the money you stole
I'll make you wish you'd never opened a store

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pete_bullet_182 - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
hey dude, we're the onli cool ones, we parody real songs, trivium are awesome, thnx for the comment by the way. ccoool parody, laffed my ass off 5-5-5
pete_bullet_182 - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
i know i already commented but how long did this take u?

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