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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Keed (Who Insults People for a Tribute and didn't forget neminem)"

Original Song Title:

"I Keed"

Original Performer:

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Keed (Who Insults People for a Tribute and didn't forget neminem)"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

You have GOT to listen to this song on www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com
I thought my tributes were done
But that's not what they say
"You've forgotten me, I didn't like it anyway"
Cram in the names, I'll take a long hard dump
Screw the names up like they're in that brownish lump

Under 18 writers, that's who I look for
In the poop section of Amiright 2004
Static or TJ, oh which should I pick
It's like choosing a frozen basketball pole to lick

I need some new junk, that'd be when I go
To Rick Duncan or maybe Dave Chrenko
So many skills this year's rookies make a buck at
The Beatles? Jingle Bells? They don't know what to suck at

Now as for the duets, let's give Diva thanks
Her and Wild Man launched a few duets that stank
Florida vs. Sweden, I don't know who'd win
It's like choosing Jack Daniels over gin

I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you!
(LIttle kid, little joke)
I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I already miss Wild Man
(Little kid, little joke)

Let's see Pokemon fans, like Stockton and birdboy
At least one went out and mentioned me in there, oh boy
But birdboy tells us to all say "Pika"
Fall out of your chair when you see that one

Ghetto Chris and Monoco John
That's a spoof on the best and the drug song's just wrong
Loosekanen's right, it's in horrid taste
But I could care less about the White Sox World Series race

It seems that Will Tong has no-comment disease
"Quality over quantity" don't make him pleased
Mad that Malcolm Higgins passed you, Bill?
You've still got near a grand, and you're in second still

Three times as high as Guy DiRito
Who writes a lot of songs about the libido
Guy, your comments don't offend me at all when unfurled
You know what else? Just click on porn for girls!

I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you!
(LIttle kid, little joke)
I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
Southerners aren't stupid
(LIttle kid, little joke)

Now look how friggin cool those guys the Florios are
Innuendo that's three times as old as my jokes are
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs still can't write a song
Maybe you should borrow STG's Bong?

Johnny D, you said that you were a Red Sox fan
If your last name is Damon, I won't mind your stuff man
The California Gov. song reminds me of mine
They both must have been written while we were on wine

Claude Prez, you know I'm here for a laugh
Did you say you were nine or nine and a half?
Jeff Reuben, are you still eating Happy Meals?
Then how the hell do you get inside that Escort and its wheels

Neville went to Porsche and Phil rigged his car
I can see a criminal even when he's from afar
There's only room for one soccer fan, don't give me bull
Deep down I know that you really hate Arsenal

Cherrios, your songs suck and I'm in denial
They've got better crap hid on Rugrats Go Wild
EmiLoca, another joke-ah
For a kid my age, the one I want to know-ya

T Marie is fine, but I think she hates J.Lo
Katie disappeared to where, well, I still don't know
I talked to EmiLo and of my lines, seems I missed one
She slapped me so hard now I've got Malnutrition

I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you!
(LIttle kid, little joke)
I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I even like...Evanescence and Avril suck
(Something wrong with their stuff)

Jammin' Jeff, one of the best, now there's a kidder
The Obsessive Ex-Boyfriend took your girl and hitter
Ghetto John, what is wrong, you still on this site?
So much of your own stuff sahouldn't be on a parody site

And on the list of pussies, don't leave off MTV
I scared them and neminem so they gave the hook to me
neminem, why do you get really mad?
I'm sorry I never heard of you, does that make me bad?
Come on shut your mouth, just do without it
Because you're so hidden doesn't mean that you can give us s*_t

I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you!
(LIttle kid, little joke)
I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
Insults are the best flattery
(Never meant to make you cry)

I'm a keed, a keed!
(He just make a little joke)
It's a joke you see!
(Laffy, laffy, laffy, ha, ha)
Malky, don't hate Mer
(He just make a little joke)
Leave the b.s. to me
(Rock it to me, sock it to me)

Rock it to me, sock it to me
Rock it to me, sock it to me
Rock it to me, sock it I'm a rapping kid
And I'm here to say
That I can't rappa rappa
As good as even drunkah

I kid.

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neminem - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoo hoo! I wasn't forgotten... even if the lyric was about how forgotten I am... Anyway, quite good parody. As amiright-centric parodies tend to get 5/5/5, I won't disturb the tradition ;-).
Static - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
That was my "ironic" line. I used your name instead of Eminem. On purpose, duh...
Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You certainly have plenty of angst. Why do you direct your anger at the other authors?
I've asked Chucky G, to provide a day or two for newer songs say (2000's and above could be posted), so that the young people here, could (sort of) have their own forum of their own peers. Would you be supportive of such an Idea? If you are, I'd suggest that you and the other young people, get together in solidarity and email Chucky in support of my brainstorm. This would be much more effective and positive use of your time. =)
As Ethan has pointed out, (on the other message board) most of the daily postings are of older music. So naturally, the people that come read and vote and comment will be of the same era (or at least fans of the older music.) We could call thease days "Amiright Xtreme" (or something) to help improve visits to the site on 2000's posted days. What do you think, Static?
Jammin' Jeff - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, okay, I'll admit that my "Swing, Swing" parody was pretty stupid, but hey, I'm just glad to be mentioned in this parody. It's better than the original. 5 5 5.
Static - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I have an idea, Diva, and I will send it to Chucky G. Maybe we could use whatfreaks, clear it out, and make whatfreaks.com Amiright Under 18. And this parody is sarcasm.
Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You never sent your message about your idea about the spam scam. You can Message me on the other messageboard under "songdiva". I'm interested on hearing your theroy .
Paul Robinson - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Static, Appreciate your sentiments. It's obvious you have some talent and worked hard on this. I know you won't be surprised when I tell you I don't know the original song. Since I'm at work I can't check it out, and as close-minded as it may sound, if it's rap, well, to me it's crap. Just can't hang with it. I put a lot of stuff up where not too many people know the original and I know that not too many people will be able to vote on it. If I think it's a good song and I like my treatment of it all I can do is put it out there. As long a one person looks at it I'm not really disappointed, although I would like to see a vote or a comment I know that it's up to the reader to do or not to do. Keep writing.
Diva - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Last word from Chucky was that he would not collate parodies on designated days for 2000's parodies, sorry I just made the suggestion, it didn't fly.=(
John Spoof - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
AmazinG! But where's my name? i wanted to have a parody with my name in it...... well...anyway.....AWESOME SONG!
Charlie Decker - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow!
Charlie Decker - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Here's hoping that one day I'll get my name in one of these truibute songs :-)
Diva - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Charlie, see "Monster Bash" by Diva & Wild Man
Marie - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
What was one line about the A*Teens
Alex - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the song I keed I Keed

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