Song Parodies -> Perverted Psycho (The Bride Buyer's Anthem)

Original Song Title:

"American Psycho"

Original Performer:

Treble Charger

  
Parody Song Title:

"Perverted Psycho (The Bride Buyer's Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Kiwi Thunderer and ShellyGal

Kiwi Thunderer's debut parody!
What's the problem with your troubled race
With men like you
No matter where I turn
"Put women back in their place"
Can't you see this sexist lack of rights
They strive with might
Buying and selling like they did and the old times
How could they live without food
Could you have lived through the abuse
I thought I'd heard the worst of it

And now I know how far you'd go
To buy your next Russian wife
Perverted psycho
Flipping through your magazines
Try to buy a pretty teen
Wish I'd never seen your game

Women are equal to men today
Means nothing to you
Would be a crime or a felony, I got my way
Don't want to give you a second chance
So take a stance
It's your turn for some prisontime, hey "big man"
How could they live without food
Could you have lived through the abuse
I thought I'd heard the worst of it

And now I know how far you'd go
To buy your next Russian wife
Perverted psycho
Flipping through the magazines
Try to find a pretty teen
Wish I'd never seen your game

They don't wanna go
But their parents need the dough

What are they supposed to do
When families sell their girls to you
What's your goal, that you'll tie
A good knot?

Sugar daddy self absorbed
Hard to take and always bored
Divorce, hit, fight, and see
If a there's a wife oversea
Looking for a perfect nose
Don't bother to send a rose
They just want an American life

And now I know how far you'd go
To buy your next Russian wife
Perverted psycho
Flipping through the magazines
Try to find a pretty teen
Wish I'd never seen your game

They all want to go
At an all time low
and I already know
How far you didn't go!
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Ghetto John - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
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