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Song Parodies -> "Empire's Fried (Long Way To Endor)"

Original Song Title:

"Bonnie and Clyde (Long Way To Richmond)"

Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

Parody Song Title:

"Empire's Fried (Long Way To Endor)"

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The Lyrics

Silly...but it worksSung by Han Solo
Well it's a long way to Endor
Flyin' at the speed of light
With a wookie ridin' shotgun
And a pistol by my side
Tearin' through the galaxy
To make sure that the Empire's fried

My friends made the barge stop
After Jabba purchased me
Now I'm back onboard the Falcon
I heard Leia askin' me
She said, "Which way are we headed, Han?"
To a place with lots of trees

We came across some speeders
And we tried to take 'em down
Next thing, Luke is fighting with them
Waving that big light-saber around
Then Chewie, right behind me
He sprung a trap, we can't get down

Yeah and it's a long way to Endor
But at least we're still alive
Now these Ewoks want to eat us
Time for 3PO to fly
Got to get the Death Star
And make sure that the Empire's fried

(guitar solo)


We snuck into the station
Thought it'd be an easy fight
The place was way too quiet
Not a stormtrooper in sight
Lord we never saw 'em comin'
'Til they had us in their sights it's a big war on Endor
Boy I hope we all survive
Them damn Ewoks just went crazy
They're all joinin' in the fight
Oh, Lord...
Yeah, we won the happy ending
And we watched all the Empire get fried

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