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Song Parodies -> "Eggnog"

Original Song Title:

"Headstrong"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Trapt

Parody Song Title:

"Eggnog"

Parody Written by:

sethamon@aol.com

The Lyrics

No eggnog was hurt during writing this parody
I see the carton(3x)
i think it's gone really really really bad
now i see the
date on the back
A different taste in my mouth and it's bad
Throw it away
I see all the chunks, you want to throw it up later baby ,
see it yeah,inside the red cup
don't drink that

tastes real bad , i think it's alive

Back off we'll take it on ,Eggnog it's real and alive, i know it could kill
Eggnog it's Eggnog
Back off we'll take it on ,Eggnog it's real and alive, i know it could kill
here it does not belong

i wish i could give it away
it must be gave away

Germs manifest
It getting even bigger and bigger
it is full of crap
it just ain't right
it's keeping me up all night
i am real scared


I see all the chunks, you want to throw it up later baby ,
see it yeah,inside the red cup
don't drink that

tastes real bad , i think it's alive

Back off we'll take it on ,Eggnog it's real and alive, i know it could kill
Eggnog it's Eggnog
Back off we'll take it on ,Eggnog it's real and alive, i know it could kill
here it does not belong

i wish i could give it away
it must be gave away

i know, it is really bad(4x)

tastes real bad, i think it's alive

Back off we'll take it on ,Eggnog it's real and alive, i know it could kill
Eggnog it's Eggnog
Back off we'll take it on ,Eggnog it's real and alive, i know it could kill
here it does not belong
it does not belong

i wish i could give it away
it must be gave away

here it does not belong
CopyrightE-mail me at sethamon@aol.com

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Huff - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing is off too much to ignore or so i think.
iMermaid - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I used to like eggnog...I'm scared now...355

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