Song Parodies -> Red Thongs
| Original Song Title: | "Headstrong" |
| Original Performer: | Trapt |
| Parody Song Title: | "Red Thongs" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
Ladies and gentlemen, the man you all came to see. Please welcome the awesome, the talented, the undisputed #1 parody artist currently on AmIright......J*LNA!!!!!!!
Circling the world
Analyzing panties from all girls
I can tell you it's true
G-strings and bikinis here and there
See you later
I see those panties, babe
I want to see if they're colored in gold
See inside, inside of your pants, yeah
Well now that's over
I see those thongs inside, no details to hide
CHORUS
Red thongs, I like red thongs
Red thongs, one size fits anyone
I know you love red thongs
Red thongs, love red thongs
Red thongs, I like red thongs
Red thongs, one size fits anyone
I know you love red thongs
A panties store is where I belong
Decisions of purchase, your first pair's got to be your very best
I see you're out of cash but that's alright
This is how you play, wearing the same pair every night
Impress your lover
I see those panties, babe
I want to see if they're colored in gold
See inside, inside of your pants, yeah
Well now that's over
I see those thongs inside, no details to hide
CHORUS
I don't, don't want no other color
I know, I know all about your panties inside
CHORUS
Analyzing panties from all girls
I can tell you it's true
G-strings and bikinis here and there
See you later
I see those panties, babe
I want to see if they're colored in gold
See inside, inside of your pants, yeah
Well now that's over
I see those thongs inside, no details to hide
CHORUS
Red thongs, I like red thongs
Red thongs, one size fits anyone
I know you love red thongs
Red thongs, love red thongs
Red thongs, I like red thongs
Red thongs, one size fits anyone
I know you love red thongs
A panties store is where I belong
Decisions of purchase, your first pair's got to be your very best
I see you're out of cash but that's alright
This is how you play, wearing the same pair every night
Impress your lover
I see those panties, babe
I want to see if they're colored in gold
See inside, inside of your pants, yeah
Well now that's over
I see those thongs inside, no details to hide
CHORUS
I don't, don't want no other color
I know, I know all about your panties inside
CHORUS
And remember, that's pronounced JAY-LEN-NAY
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does jlna stand for joey lawrence no not the actor?
Indeed it does. The only thing is you discount the 'no' part and the 'the' part.
Good parody. And instead of putting J*LNA, you should of put J*LNNA (has the "no" in ot) or J*LNTA (has the "the" in it), casue then it would be a copy off of N*SYNC. Horrible band... BOY BANDS SUCK!! :D
Pacing is pretty good. But one thing, I take it that you J*LAW have never seen a fat chick in a red thong.
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