Circling, circling, circling the block
Searched for parking, it was then 'bout ten o'clock
Then I saw a chick, a hot redhead
Was kinda pretty then my wife spoke up and said,
"Hey, I know him"
That is no fantasy
That dude's gotta face the reality: he's a guy
That's anger, anger that is misplaced
I'm so embarrassed
You see, I'm really not gay
Was an honest mistake

[Chorus]
Life's off, and it's so long
So wrong, kind of just like this song
Hell's what this world's become
So wrong, it's so wrong
Life's off, and it's so long
So wrong, kind of just like this song
Hell's what this world's become
And hell is not where I belong

I don't think I should share all this
I need to give my wife a kiss

I was at the strip bar
But that's the last time I will ever go that far
My mind is scarred now; I want to forget
Horror story; think those were the worst strippers yet
Weren't so pretty
I saw my fantasy
But then I did see the reality: she's cock-eyed
It would have been, would have been funny
But I was nauseous
I think I saw way too much
I was losing my lunch

[Chorus]
Life's off, and it's so long
So wrong, kind of just like this song
Hell's what this world's become
So wrong, it's so wrong
Life's off, and it's so long
So wrong, kind of just like this song
Hell's what this world's become
And hell is not where I belong

(Where I belong)
I don't think I should share all this
(Hell is not where I belong)
I want to go and take a piss

I know, I know all about...
I know, I know all about...
I know, I know all about...
I know, I know all about this embarrassment
I just want to forget

[Chorus]
Life's off, and it's so long
So wrong, kind of just like this song
Hell's what this world's become
So wrong, it's so wrong
Life's off, and it's so long
So wrong, kind of just like this song
Hell's what this world's become
And hell is not where I belong
Where I belong

(Hell is not where I belong)
I don't think I should share all this
(Hell is not where I belong)
I think you now get my main gist...