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Song Parodies -> "Hey Kris Kringle"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Soul Sister"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Kris Kringle"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Finally the 12th song of my 12 songs of Christmas. This time a tribute to the big man himself: Santa Claus, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas (the man of 1000 names!) MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
Ho...
Ho...
Ho...

Suck candy canes
Circle the globe pulling Rudolph's reins
By the tree's something he left ya
There's no fear of theft while he's inside

Sugar plum dreams
Santa comes soon with a sack full of things he brings
He should go on a diet but needs blubber in this climate
On cookies he dines

Hey Kris Kringle
Hear those sleigh bells jingle
Let the kisses flow, mistletoe
He looks just like a grizzled shmoe
Hey Kris Kringle
When he's on your home knocks shingles off says "Oops!"
His plight

Ho...
Ho....
Ho....

Just be kind
If you're naughty just some coal you'll find hiding
Each child he's inspectin'
Your actions are affectin' your toy supply

He's brightly dressed
A red coat and stocking hat will help him on his quest
Believe in this dude. Yes Virginia, There's a Santa
And down your chimney you might just see him slide

Hey Kris Kringle
Ladies, He ain't single
There's a Mrs. Claus
She'll break jaws
Of floozies who go throw their bras
Hey Kris Kringle
In malls you might see him mingle with his elves...
That's right...

All that egg nog he will chug
Rosy cheeks because he's drunk, I think
His elf helpers make some junk
Like a rocking horse and a stuffed skunk, Oh gee
You'll hop up on his lap now, He's kindly
Your list is so far from stopping
Some diamonds, pearls and a new car or three

Hey Kris Kringle
In your house he nibbles
On Oreos, Tarecos
While he leaves you cards and Dominoes
Hey Kris Kringle
He reads every note you scribbled, That's the truth
So write!

Hey Kris Kringle
In your heart you'll feel a tingle, Down your flue...
He'll climb
Ho...
Ho...
Ho...
Delight!
Ho...
Ho...
Ho...
Ho...
Good Night!

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