Now she's back chewing on a pear,
With Drops of Mountain Dew in her hair, yeah
She stuffs her face with Zebra Cakes
But she won't get a stomach ache, yeah
She eats lots of Frito-Lays,
But she don't care 'bout tooth decay, yeah

Tell me, did you sail on a Honey Bun,
Did you make it to a Milky Way to eat a bunch of Reese's, and chew them in little pieces.
But tell me, did you fall on a Mallomar,
Then eat a couple Nutty Bars
And then you missed me while you were looking for a Gummi Bear.

Now she drinks water with carbonation,
Tracing her way to some chocolate raisins, yeah
She buys Kit-Kats and Swiss Cake Rolls,
Reminds me I need to fill her bowl, yeah

Now she's back in my old kitchen,
I'm afraid that she might eat all of the
Fudge Rounds, Star Crunch, bags of chips, pizza, pop, marshmallows and the Malted Milk Balls.

But tell me, did you eat all the pumpkin seeds,
Did you finally get the chance to eat the line of M&M's, then back to a Milky Way.
Hey now, those were MY pork rinds.
I thought everything you wanted to find was in the cupboards or stacked in the refrigorator.

Can you imagine no beef, pork, ham, fried chicken.
All that stuff that's finger-lickin' good.
Can you imagine no frozen pizzas, bags of Cheeto's Popcorn, the best roast beef sandwich that you ever had... and fries.

Tell me, did you eat all the pumpkin seeds,
Did you finally get the chance to eat the line of M&M's,
Then back to a Milky Way.

Tell me, did you sail on a Honey Bun,
Did you make it to a Milky Way to eat a bunch of Reese's, and chew them in little pieces.
Tell me, did you fall on a Mallomar,
Then eat a couple Nutty Bars
and then you missed me while you were looking for some gum.....

Na, Na, Na.........(40 x)