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Song Parodies -> "Fever Blister"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Soul Sister"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Fever Blister"

Parody Written by:

FunnyBiz

The Lyrics

Parody of a great song, I just made this up on the fly.
Heeey heeeey heeeeey

My chap stick's dry, but this blister hurts so much I will die
I knew that it was coming
But to buy lip balm had just slipped my mind
The numbing pain
I can feel it in every single word I say
I knew once that you were made, your the one that brings me pain
And you just won't leave my mind.

Fever blister, makes me a bad kisser to my girlfriend, she hurled my friend
It ain't far that you won't just end
Fever blister, you are the single thing that I want to leave, tonight

Heeey heeeey heeeey

Such bad time, I have an office meeting at 5
I was gonna get a promotion
But my lips just have no motion, we can't deny
I'm embarrassed
My lip blood landed on my best friend's chest
I really hate you, like a virus, I'm infected
And I'm always gonna wanna leave you behind

Fever blister, makes me a bad kisser to my girlfriend, she hurled my friend
It ain't far that you won't just end
Fever blister, you are the single thing that I want to leave, tonight

The way that you ruined my life
Popping you's the one on my mind
You're so painful I'm so sore You're bringing me pain
and so much more I need to free myself quickly
If not there's nothing I can be
the world'll just see you be with me

Fever blister, makes me a bad kisser to my girlfriend, she hurled my friend
It ain't far that you won't just end
Fever blister, you are the single thing that I want to leave, tonight
Fever blister, you are the single thing that I want to leave, tonight
Fever blister, you are the single thing that I want to leave, tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)

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