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Song Parodies -> "Hypno Victim [w/ link to original song]"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Soul Sister"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Hypno Victim [w/ link to original song]"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

[Note to ChuckyG: my other posting of this has some typos and pacing errors. Please delete that entry.]
ORIGINAL SONG HERE

Pacing notes: "Iron" is one syllable and "Bohemian" is three.

By the by, for future reference, I plan to have most (if not all) of my parodies feature links to the original songs even if I DON'T mention it in the title.
Hey, hey, hey

Would you explain
Just what's goin' on in my girl's brain?
I think she's had some retunin'
What has some guy been doin'
To her mind?

She seemed okay
Until that one time when I heard weird music play
Yesterday, she tried to neck me
Now, she only wants to wreck me
With Elin's nine iron

Hypno Victim
Why you so vindictive, set on blastin' me
Cappin' me
Just like 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
Hypno Sister
I hope you will miss each single time you shoot...tonight

'Fraid, 'fraid, 'fraid

In past times,
Would've loved to have her one-track mind on me
But things are now quite heady
Since she took that machete
To my left thigh

Is she possessed?
This is so extreme, I can rule out PMS
Can't believe she threw
Me into that tank of water
With that school of starved piranhas
Man, they bite

Hypno Victim
Oh, my little chicken's keen on axin' me
Nastily
She's followin' her master's tweets
Hypno Sister
Kindly put those pistols down and take a few...tonight

I pray you won't make me dead
Watching little too much Fred and Jase?
Tell your master, I'm just bugged,
'Cause this sure is dragging down all of our dates
This does not have to end tragic'lly
We can discuss this over tea
You want me to put on some Kenny G?

Hypno Victim
Sure, she's still a vixen but she's very cruel
Thinks it's cool
To shove me in the Drowning Pool
Hypno Sister
Break off our friendship, but please don't break me too, alright?

Hypnosis Girl
Won't you take my killing off your 'Need to do's'...tonight?

Hey, hey, hey
De-hype
Hey, hey, wake
Tonight
Copyright 2010, Jonathan Smith

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Lee - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Good and funny. 5's.
Jonathan s. - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanx, Lee!

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