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Song Parodies -> "Stop the Dementors (the 'Harry' song)"
Original Song Title:
"Drops of Jupiter (the 'Tell me' song)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Train
Parody Song Title:
"Stop the Dementors (the 'Harry' song)"
Parody Written by:
The Thought Police
The Lyrics
Gee,I wish I had a good Train comment seeing as how this parody starts on a Train...
Now that you're back for another year
with the Dursley's finally out your hair,hey Harry!
Going back to Hogwarts on the Train
Stalked by a wraith whose stare means pain ,hey Harry !
Since your last trip on the back of a broom,
Sirius escaped, (will drop by soon !) hey Harry!
Harry ! Did Dementors make you cry ?
Make you wanna lay down and die and see that your life has faded?
Made Voldemort seem overrated?
Harry,did you learn more about yuor scar?
How Sirius your problems are?
And did you note how Hermione seems to be everywhere ?
And Lupins take on your situation
States that you need Dementor protection, Harry.
He teaches you a spell that might save your bum
which goes Ex-pect-o Pa-tronum,Harry !
Look on the map,what's drawing near ?
I'm afraid it's one who,if alive, is in great pain !
Heard a story about a guy who was all set up to die and was blasted to sand.
Harry ! did you just learn the ugly truth?
How Pete Pettigrew got the chance to screw both of your parents?
Like the foul rat he always had been?
And Harry,Dementors got you down?
Cause of their incessant flying around ?
You can hit 'em with the spell while looking at yourself 'cross there.
Can you imagine-no hope,joy,and soul-stealing
Azkaban prisoner is getting punished soon and you know it's wrong
Can you imagine no last meal,no more appeals,ten-minute life comtemplation.
The best great escape that you ever made...Harry
Harry! Have you just learned the ugly truth?
How Pete Pettigrew got the chance to screw both of your parents.
Likr the foul rat he always had been?
Harry! Those Dementors make you cry ?
Make you wanna lay down and die and see that your life has faded ?
Made Voldemort seem overrated ?
Harry,did you learn more about your scar ?
How Sirius you problems are ?
(And did you note how Hermione seems to be everywhere ?)
with the Dursley's finally out your hair,hey Harry!
Going back to Hogwarts on the Train
Stalked by a wraith whose stare means pain ,hey Harry !
Since your last trip on the back of a broom,
Sirius escaped, (will drop by soon !) hey Harry!
Harry ! Did Dementors make you cry ?
Make you wanna lay down and die and see that your life has faded?
Made Voldemort seem overrated?
Harry,did you learn more about yuor scar?
How Sirius your problems are?
And did you note how Hermione seems to be everywhere ?
And Lupins take on your situation
States that you need Dementor protection, Harry.
He teaches you a spell that might save your bum
which goes Ex-pect-o Pa-tronum,Harry !
Look on the map,what's drawing near ?
I'm afraid it's one who,if alive, is in great pain !
Heard a story about a guy who was all set up to die and was blasted to sand.
Harry ! did you just learn the ugly truth?
How Pete Pettigrew got the chance to screw both of your parents?
Like the foul rat he always had been?
And Harry,Dementors got you down?
Cause of their incessant flying around ?
You can hit 'em with the spell while looking at yourself 'cross there.
Can you imagine-no hope,joy,and soul-stealing
Azkaban prisoner is getting punished soon and you know it's wrong
Can you imagine no last meal,no more appeals,ten-minute life comtemplation.
The best great escape that you ever made...Harry
Harry! Have you just learned the ugly truth?
How Pete Pettigrew got the chance to screw both of your parents.
Likr the foul rat he always had been?
Harry! Those Dementors make you cry ?
Make you wanna lay down and die and see that your life has faded ?
Made Voldemort seem overrated ?
Harry,did you learn more about your scar ?
How Sirius you problems are ?
(And did you note how Hermione seems to be everywhere ?)
So,what do you think? Tell me!
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Clever idea on top of a song I hate to pieces (Whoever wrote that line "The best soy latte that you ever had was me" should be shot!).445 (a little jagged in its construction, but a 5 overall for punning 'Sirius'!)
Agrimorfee, the line you are quoting incorrectly is..."The best soy latte that you ever had AND me"
I like this. Nice job, TTP!
I'm a sucker for an HP parody! =)
Thanks for the comments Agrimorfee,Soy Latte Police, Ashkicksass,and Arwen. (Pettigrew-such a nice,fun name to play with-which is why I used it twice today!)
This was most creative of you.... Used a song that I (finally) knew, Go, Thought Police!
Agrimorfee: I love Train, and Pat Monahan should not be shot! :(
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