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Song Parodies -> "Plotting All Angles"

Original Song Title:

"Calling All Angels"

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Parody Song Title:

"Plotting All Angles"

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The Lyrics

Um, I don't like math. At all. And starting next year, I'm going to have it double-a-day for 4 semesters. College credit can visit Mianus; nothing is worth sitting on your bum for 2 hours daily wondering what the bald man up front is on about. Oh well, I'm thinking that I'll just resort to spinning protractors on my finger during the boring parts.
I need the sine and volume of the sphere
All of this - lies! I see no math in my future career
Don't want to know the homework we are assigned
'Cause I see me frowning over where to plot that line

Now my eraser's chafed and quadrant eight is still ahead
My calculator breaks and my pen's out of lead...

And I'm plotting all angles
I'm plotting all angles

Can I just give up? I'm sick of this stuff!
I'll just give up, yeah, I'll just give up... [x3]

Tangent? Cosine? My homework interferes
With my cleanliness - I haven't showered yet this year
I do division past all toler'ble degrees
Don't want to factor prime numbers - I'd rather watch primetime TV

But I'm plotting all angles
I'm plotting all angles

When space and time is circumscribed so we can walk around
And heaven's eyes are "x" and "y" - solutions must be found
And groups of three are matrices
And corners measured in degrees
In a world where beautiful is merely logical, for "Math is Power" ...

I'm plotting all angles
I'm plotting those damn angles...

[repeat to end]

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Leo Jay - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my -- one of the few current pop tunes that I'm actually (vaguely) familiar with. This parody is great. I like the prime numbers / primetime tv bit.
Ashkicksass - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh you poor thing. I hated math too! (And now I do it every day for a living...go figure...) 5+5+5=
MrMacphisto - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, but I was thinking that this would be about politics... lol
EmiLoca - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Har har, Macphisto - thanks for the comment! Oh, and Lee O'Jay and AKA. Thanks. Much love.
John Barry - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS and am lousy in math but good enough to know that 3X5 = 15.
Lee O'Jay - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess I should look for an O'Jays tune to parody next... or maybe an Irish tune: "Oh Lee O'Jay... the pipes, the pipes are cloggin'...."
EmiLoca - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm afraid I like Lee O'Shea better. Or you could do a funky kung-fu type moniker - "Esgauzilla!!!! Es Li Oh Je! Kikkoman!"
Serafina - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm very familiar with the original song, since it's been played an awful lot on the radio the past year. Anyway, you did a great job with this parody, and will add my vote to the pile of perfect votes.
??? - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I can totally relate!!
kitty - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
my math teacher would appreciate 555
spwekf - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
break [BR][/BR] break [BR][/BR] [BR][/BR] break
Annie - October 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Very good! I felt this way about math too though I've long since graduated high school (28 now). 5s for you!

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