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Song Parodies -> "Bits of Plasma" (Star Trek Voyager version)"

Original Song Title:

"Drops of Jupiter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Bits of Plasma" (Star Trek Voyager version)"

Parody Written by:

Kate Callahan

The Lyrics


Now that she's back in Earth's atmosphere
With bits of plasma in her core, hey hey
She flies like a bird and lands like a plane
Reminds me that times always change, hey hey
Since her return she can fly by the moon
Her crew can sit in San Fran in June, hey hey

Tell me, did you watch a supernova?
How'd you get back 'cross the milky way
And know you finally made it
The Delta Quadrant's overrated

Tell me, did you run into the Borg
And manage to stay out of the morgue
And did you miss Star Fleet
While you were away across the galaxy out there?

Now that they're back from a long vacation
They get nausious looking at constelations, hey hey
Girls check out Harry while he does Tae-bo
My my her certainly did grow, hey hey

Now that she's back in earth's atmosphere
I'm afraid that they might think of starfleet as
plain ol' way
gives directives 'bout time 'n' space that are completely unpractical for
real use

Tell me, did an array sweep you out of the quadrant?
Did you finally get the chance to dance with Seven on the holodeck
And leave that with a broken neck?
Tell Me, did Talax blow your mind
Was there anything you couldn't define?
Did you miss starfleet
While you were away across the galaxy out there?

Can you imagine no Q, Borg, angry Hirogen hunters?
Your first officer always backing you up
Even when he thinks you're wrong?
Can you imagine no First Contact, Ocampan chlidren five day games of Kal-toh
The best raktajino you've ever had and Kex

Tell me, did an array sweep you out of the quadrant?
Did you finally get the chance to dance with Seven on the holodeck
And leave that with a broken neck?

Tell me, did you watch a supernova?
How'd you get back 'cross the milky way
And know you finally made it
The Delta Quadrant's overrated

Tell me, did you run into the Borg
And manage to stay out of the morgue
And did you miss Star Fleet
While you were away across the galaxy out there?

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Total Votes: 21

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