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Song Parodies -> "Drops of Heiniken"

Original Song Title:

"Drops of Jupiter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Drops of Heiniken"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

a song about alcholism: Sung from the view point of a drunk
Now that I'm back in the Atmosphere
Drops of Heineken in my hair, hey hey
I drank the beers, emptied the bar
Tried to drive and crashed my car, hey hey
Since my last drink I visited the moon
Fell down the stairs and fought a baboon, hey hey

And I remember drinking Samuel Adams
I made it to the bud in the trunk of my car and
Jack Daniel is over-rated
And I remember emptying the bar
Brought some moonbeams home in a jar
And then you found me lying in the heap at the bottom of the stairs

Now that I had finished that bottle of Gin
I have been waiting to get to that 12 pack of Molson, hey hey
I drunk the Budweiser, drunk the Zima
Came back for Smirnoff, and Paulaner, hey hey
Now I'm going back to the bar, I'm afraid that I might head strait for
Vodka, Coors lite, Lowenbrau, Black and Tan,
And then Ill get so high I might never land

I remember, the Brandy was too sweet,
And then I finally got a chance to try the Peroni
And I found myself in the Milky Way
And then what happened, was the Amstel blew my mind
I puked in the first thing I could find
And then you found me lying in the heap at the bottom of the stairs

Can you imagine no Fosters in the Kitchen
you wouldn't know what you were missin'
I had to drink a little more
Can you imagine that Whiskey can taste so great,
Five-hour hallucinations
the best Screwdriver I ever had for free

I remember, the Brandy was too sweet,
and then I finally got a chance to try the Peroni
and I found myself in the Milky Way
And then what happened, was the Amstel blew my mind
I puked in the first thing I could find
And then you found me lying in the heap at the bottom of the stairs

And I remember drinking Samuel Adams
I made it to the bud in the trunk of my car and
Jack Daniel is over-rated
And I remember emptying the bar
brought some moonbeams home in a jar
And then you found me lying in the heap at the bottom of the stairs
It is not my fault if you read this parody, say to yourself, "Ive never heard of that one," go to the store and buy it, drink it, and die!

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FuNkY mOnKeY - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I found this parody and I like it! It's funny! The only problem is that some really both sensitive and die-hard Trainiacs might be offended by this parody because, though I realize this wasn't your intention as you didn't know this, the lead singer of Train (Pat Monahan) used to have problems with alcohol when he was younger, so some fans might--just might--take this parody the wrong way. That's all. Otherwise this is a good parody, very clever. :)

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