2000 was a test, Florida was quite a mess
He wanted him to concede, Gore wouldn't confess
He s an imbecile
He smokes a pack a day
Drank 3 or 4 bottles today
Cheney don t care a thing bout that hey
His heart is terrible
Meet Dubya

To hell with the people s vote, I want to call up Gore and gloat

The constitution shouldn t be rewrote
It s undoubtitabable
Meet Dubya

Dubya wants to be the king
Being Guvna s not his thing

Now the fat lady starts to sing
Next year Dubya is our king

His daddy caused a recession, Mama promoted a Bush succession
His brother almost prevented his being President
Most elections are so short
But this one was a longer sort
They went to the courts, and beat the Vice President
Meet Dubya

He wanted to be president-elect
But his victory wasn t direct
Now the fat lady starts to sing

Our democracy is now a wreck

Now returns his dad s recession, how d he win this election,

He is quite an imbecile
You see his intelligence is
tragic and his imagination magic, his speeches prove to be unusual

Meet Dubya - Do we have to
Meet Dubya - Yea

Dubya wants to be the king
Being Guvna s not his thing

Now the fat lady starts to sing
Next year Dubya is our king