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Song Parodies -> "Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto Chris and Monoco John

The Lyrics

This is what an idiot would say! DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
Oh, pot and weed
Oh, pot and weed
You are both Sooo delicious!

Oh pot and weed
Oh, pot and weed
I have you in my kitchen.

I love drugs so-o-o-o much!
They have a really tangy touch!

Oh, pot and weed
Oh, pot and weed
You make me so happy!

Oh, ecstacy
Oh, ecstacy
You are so very yummy!

Oh, ecstacy
Oh, ecstacy
You are good in my tummy!

You'll make me die, but, awww who cares?
Those who don't like you are impared!

Oh, ecstacy
Oh, ecstacy
You are good! Oh, my god!

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Ethan Mawyer - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
i don't think ghetto john has anything to do with this it's probably relate to johny D and spaf.com. don 't click on the links i ran my mouse by them to see what they addresses are i think its all porno sites
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
And considering monaco chris recently passed this is in rather horrid taste.
Sherlock - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I've deduced that our little friend T.J. Spindler is responsible for this
Sherlock - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Additional evidence: See his first comment here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/adamsandler9.shtml
Watson - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought there might have been a connection between T.J.'s tribute parodies being resubmitted at the same time as parodies pretending to be by spaff and johnny d, who had tribute parodies made about them... and if the years of working with my famous colleague have served me well, Jared and Jared Lerner are two completely unrelated people
Billy Florio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Just to clarify something, there were many unfinsihed parodies left over by Monaco Chris after he died that Ghetto was trying to finish, but this doesnt look like one of them...plus, the links on the bottom messed up the names
Diva - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm Glad that you are all catching on. I still don't think this TJ person is a child. Whoever it is, gets their kicks from mocking the other authors.
Stockton - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody's good, but try coming up with an original name. Something like, oh, I don't know, YOUR OWN *hint, hint*! Or something like one comes up with a description word, and the other comes up with a noun. IE: MJ: Flatulant. GC: Nickels.
Diva - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
So, there is a connection between Jared Lerner and TJ?? Very interesting. So Sherlock and Watson, time to spill the beans and fess up about your connection is, in all of this mess!
To spam an author is bad enough, To spam the memory of Monaco Chris is a horrible outrage.
Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Truly terrible writing. This has no business being on this site, except as a fine example of truly terrible writing. This is what Bob Gomez says: DON'T WRITE LIKE THIS!
Guy - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Imitation is the sincerest form of flatery someone once said and it is true. We do this all the time out here through parody. In order to catch something like this successfully one must:
1. Be good at it.
2. Be funny.

This is neither. It seems to me like a lame attempt to spoof the spoofers but it misses by more than a country mile. Hey ghost writer whoever you are. Why don't you give yourself a real challenge and write something of the calibur that is worthy of being posted on this site. Are you related to the one's guy?
ethan - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
i made the watson post i don't know who sherlock is. I don't believe jared lerner has been at amiright for a while and the reason i mentioned his name was because of one of tj's comments on the parody linked to by sherlock. The only involvement jared lerner might possibly have in this is making tj angry by criticizing his songs. There may be someone pretending to be tj spindler pretending to be other people. Its just a theory i have no proof i just know i havent been doing that.
Static - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
TJ's brother pretended to be TJ and sparked a month-long feud between us. It might not be TJ, who knows? Maybe whoever did this did the Spaf.com (note spelling, that was the link) parodies. And, Diva, TJ is ten. I saw a recent picture of him via e-mail. So this would probably be his older brother. More developments to come as I think of them...
FYI - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
To whom it may concern: Anyone can send a photo by email, give us a break. Nobody is buying into the spam game any longer.
Diva - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Dear Static: It is clear to the majority of the people who visit this website, that someone is playing games. I don't think any of the writers are convinced or are amused by thease actions. It is agreed, that everyone is here to write satire, and enjoy the comments that follow. It's very obvious to most, that this person is producing spam and is not to be taken seriously. Sorry, I think this is all a big scam. In fact, many of the other writers here share this belief.
Guy - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolutely - I back Diva 100%. Why don't you spammers find yourself a life on some other site. We are neither amused nor impressed with your stupidity.
Static - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
This IS a Spindler, but not TJ. His brother posted a comment on one of my parodies as "Xxx Sex"
The second coming of a new Sherlock - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Case: A mystery author has been putting “spam” parodies on the website amiright.com. Spaff.com’s name has been stolen, aka “parody identity theft,” and the name “Ghetto Chris and Monoco John” is being used, most famously for a song about drugs.

Main Suspect: People are pointing at TJ Spindler, a site user for seven months who has claimed to be ten. He is known to use very… um… childish (uh…) words in parodies, and also not know a few things (e.g. “pot” and “weed” are the same thing). After reading the “Drugs” parody of Ghetto Chris and Monoco John (which, by the way, is how people say he spells it), it looks like it was written by somebody who doesn’t know the difference. Meanwhile, famous parody writers such as Guy DiRito and Diva are petitioning for TJ’s removal from the web site. TJ has a brother, Christian, who plays tricks on him every once in a while, such as the feud between Static and TJ in the early summer.

Clues: The parody definitely looks like it was written by TJ, but he would definitely not do something in such “horrid taste,” as The Loosekanen says. Because, in his parody located at http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional334.shtml, two comments include Johnathan C. telling TJ that Monaco Chris died a few months ago, and TJ showing remorse and grief (though I suppose anyone can do that). And though TJ (or at least his username) has been known to get people mad before (like Static), in the parody located at http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/blink18283.shtml, the two trade insults before a person named “XXXSex” breaks it up, saying he did the fake comments, saying “I was pranking with him.” So, either Spindler could be doing this. Now, let’s go back to the “Drugs” parody, which is located at http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/traditional5.shtml. Mouse over the three links located at the bottom of the parody. They are all links to (likely, you can check if you’re perverted, I’m not) porn sites. TJ is all but eliminated, as he messes up on links a lot. Also, remember his brother’s old username? XXXSex. There. I have checked TJ’s comment at http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/adamsandler9.shtml, and deduced that he is only promoting his brother. TJ has promoted his brother before now, so I have concluded that is it.

Verdict: The criminal is Christian Spindler, aka XXXSex. All of the clues point to him. Also, he may be the one to have stolen Spaff’s username, as he steals names, and is the only one to ever have been caught doing that here. For example, a since deleted parody named “There’s Cream Cheese on the Mayor” sounds very much like one of them. Of course, maybe TJ’s parodies were stolen by his brother and put on the website. Anyway, it is an appalling joke. Now that the OTHER Sherlock has figured it out, I want to reveal who I am. My name is…

Static.
Diva - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't buy it.
Diva - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, the many alibis to explain all the spam. Very interesting theroy. I've counted a few myself: Michael James, Christina Vonsteady, Christian Spindler. The list goes on. Have you ever stopped to think, why all thease people put so much time and energy into producing spam, just to annoy poor little TJ.
I find it difficult to believe that your the only one who can't see through this farce, unless of course, you are just another TJ persona yourself. You seem to be spending much time and energy to defending this Spindler person. Someone that you claim that, you don't really know in person.
I think you will find the majority of the authors who write on this website are in agreement that, the spam must be stopped. It is clear that, most of the spam here, is produced by one source.
Static - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva, that story just worked out coincidentally. I would never impersonate anybody (except myself). I agree, this spam should be deleted. Do you have email? I have an idea on how to stop all this b.s. for good.
Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, I do not give out my email. I am a registered user on the other messageboard, if you'd like to send a message.
T.J. Spindler - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Static, I was wondering when you'd get my e-mail. Oh, and excuse me, but YOU RETARDS WHO THINK I'M AN ADULT, I'M NOT!!!!! OH, AND NO, I'M NOT 10 ANYMORE! 12/28 IS MY BIRTHDAY! I'M 11! WHOOP-DEE-DOO! OH, AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT THAT IS ME IN THE PICTURE, I'LL EXPLAIN THE PICTURE. I HAVE DARK-BROWN HAIR, I HAD A BLUE AND WHITE SHIRT ON (WEIRD DESIGNS) I WAS TALKING TO MY BROTHER, AND IT WAS TAKEN AT PIZZA HUT!!!!!!!! JEESE!!! I have 2 people who believe me. Static, and me. tj out of this comment section.
Shanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan ananananananananananananananananananananananananananannananananananananan ana - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that what the author of this meant was that the parody was what an idiot would say, and they were warning you NOT TO DO DRUGS. Please, don't do drugs. Well, what i said might be correct, and i'm 99.9% sure it is.
SF Sex Toy - December 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Now that is f***in' genius...

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