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Song Parodies -> "Rusty The Dopeman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rusty The Dopeman"

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The Lyrics

Rusty the dopeman was a really laid back dude
With two bloodshot eyes and a battery nose
On the side, he pimped some ho's

Rusty the dopeman lived in a trailer park
Had a greenhouse hidden in the woods
That he tended after dark

One day, he went into the woods to harvest all his crops
Instead, he heard, "Stick 'em up! You're aunder arrest!"
And out jumped 20 cops

Well, now he's a 'lifer' 'cause it was his 3rd strike
He'll be sittin' in jail this Christmas Eve
With Bubba, Ray and Pipe

Bumpity - bump - bump, bumpity - bump - bump
Look at Bubba go
Bumpity - bump - bump, bumpity - bump - bump
Don't you drop that soap

Humpity - hump - hump, humpity - hump - hump
Callin' Babba, "Switch!"
Humpity - hump - hump, humpity - hump - hump
Rusty's Bubba's bitch

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Done much MUCH better by Mark Zydiak as "Frosty The Dopeman" in the '70s, heard often on Dr. Demento.
Fred Radzik - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I think both versions suck. This one moreso, because the lyrics are just plain bad. Zydiak's version because he dosn't know a thing about drugs and a lot of the lyrics are misconceptions, yet comparatively better written.

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