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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Going to Drown"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Going to Drown"

Parody Written by:

Liana Gaarder

The Lyrics

My sister and I came up with this song last night on our 10 mile bike ride. There were many more lyrics, but I can't seem to remember them! PS: This will be on youtube soon, so search it =] You have understand the real tune to it, LOL.
You better not use
You better not buy
Products that pollute our beautiful sky
Al Gore is coming to town
He's making a chart
and checking it twice
Gonna teach us all about carbon dioxide
Al Gore is coming to town
He sees your SUV
He sees you pumping gas
He knows you're causing the globe to warm
So he's gonna kick your - HEY!
O! you better not use
You better not buy
Products that pollute our beautiful sky
Al Gore is coming to town

The North pole is all ice
And what if it melts?
What would happen to all of
Santa's little elves?
Santa Claus is going to drown
He's building a boat
But I think it's too small
don't ask for life vests this Christmas 'cause he's gonna need them all
Santa claus is going to drown
He sees you when you're breathing
Exhaling isn't nice
He knows all the carbon dioxide
is melting all his ice
O! the north pole is all ice
And what if it melts?
What would happen to all of Santa's little elves?
Santa Claus is going to drown
COPYRIGHT 2007 by Liana Gaarder www.myspace.com/dancingelephantz DON'T STEAL MY SONG! Or atleast give me credit. Thanks!

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Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Did you and your sister fall off your bikes and hit your heads last night? He he he. I like the idea of your parody. You paced bad a few places but I can tell you are young and I am impressed with your parody. It is quite refreshing. Merry Christmas, kids. I wll overlook the flaws and pray for Mr. Claus. You'll find 5's in your stockings. =;-)
Jonathan (oops I just Exhaled!) - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
good job the pacing was off at some parts though so... 354
2Eagle - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This is often the situation in Los Angeles during an el nino year, but this year it would be about the Northwest.
Agrimorfee - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Guy is right...your entire Al Gore verse needs work. (I'm a bit grinchier...)

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