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Song Parodies -> "The Elf Days of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Elf Days of Christmas"

The Lyrics

Submitted at for their Xmas Song Parody competition. I've condensed it all int othe final verse, because you get all the original verses in there anyway.
On the Elf days of Christmas, young Dobby gave Harry:
Twelve Snitches flying,
Eleven Knuts for buying,
Ten owls off mailing,
Nine Howlers wailing,
Eight Times-a-turning,
Seven subjects learning,
Six Potions brewing,
Five Hippogriffs!
Four coloured robes,
Three DVDs,
Two cheeky twins,
And a copy of HP3!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cool!
Ashkicksass - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
All I can say is Thank God you condensed it! Even though I'm still bitter about your bastard ways, you did a fabulous job on this and I'll give you credit where credit is due.
Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You know that I'm a Potter I'll 555 this...although I was hoping it was about a different elf when I opened it...hmph!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Thanks, you genial bastards.
Will Agrudis Glover - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It strated off pretty interesting, but then when Dobby gave Harry the DVDs, they're not meant to be in the magical world!
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Snappy and cool. 555

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