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Original Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Smokey"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Lauren and Rachel

The Lyrics

on top of a table
in a hospital screen
i lost my patella
because of gang green

i had an infection
in my artery
and this went and led to
extensive surgery

i started excepting
my patella's doom
as they wheeled me into
the surgical room

the doctor in green said
please don't fuss about
and i saw the scalpel
and then i passed out

it rolled from the table
and onto the floor
and into a SHREDDER
and it was no more

i knew that my lifestyle
would not be the same
till i got the cheque from
my medicare claim
copyright rachel and the wonderful Lauren (the patella is your knee cap)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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 5   9

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Claude Prez - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good. And thanks for explaining what a patella is; I thought it mighta been some icky chick thing
Prue from Skool :) - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
hey go rach n loz!!!! very good. I voted u for very funny 4 everything!!!
blablabla - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
i think itis a masterpeice.... MAGNIFICENt.... such creativity
RAch n loz (Authors) - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, prue. It's our first one, so therefore a little dodgy, but our second parody "12 days of crazies" is better. PLease go check it out!
bronwyn u know meeeeeee - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ohooh goodness darlings.... sooo perfect to fit the situation, and such appropriate of the song's thesis

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