Song Parodies -> 12 Violent Day of Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "12 Days of Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Tradition 12 days of Christmas |
| Parody Song Title: | "12 Violent Day of Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Elli Swanson |
Sis and I came up with song while fighting during Christmas
On the first day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have a busted nose on her face.
On the second day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the third day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the fourth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes and a busted nose on her face.
On the fifth day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the sixth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the seven day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
ON the eighth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs , three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the ninth day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the tenth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have ten kidney punches, nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the eleventh day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have eleven torn muscles, ten kidney punches, nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the twelfth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have twelve second degree burns, eleven torn muscles, ten kidney punches, nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face, and a busted nose on her face!
On the second day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the third day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the fourth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes and a busted nose on her face.
On the fifth day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the sixth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the seven day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
ON the eighth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs , three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the ninth day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the tenth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have ten kidney punches, nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the eleventh day of Christmas if Tina don't shut up, she'll have eleven torn muscles, ten kidney punches, nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face.
On the twelfth day of Christmas if Elli don't shut up, she'll have twelve second degree burns, eleven torn muscles, ten kidney punches, nine strands of hair pulled, eight bloody toothmarks, seven scrapes and scratches, six cuts and bruises, five amputated toes, four broken limbs, three crushed fingers, two black eyes, and a busted nose on her face, and a busted nose on her face!
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