-> "The Bones Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Drinkin' Bone"
Parody Song Title:
"The Bones Song"
Well, them bones, them bones, them dry ol' bones
Bones in my body, I have lots
These are the bones in the human body
Each one's connected to others
How many times must I explain
It's basically human anatomy
The toe bone's connected to the foot bone
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone, ankle bone
The elbow bone is "funny"
And our bodies full of bones
And the ankle bone's connected to the leg bone
Number of bones is more than four
There more bones for me to talk 'bout
Don't take no degrees to know your bones
You should have learned this song in school
The name of the song's "Dry Bones"
It's the only song that your parents still know
The leg bone's connected to the knee bone
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, yeah, the thigh bone
Thigh's connected to your hip
Hip's connected to your back
And the back bone's connected to the shoulder bone
Hey sing it with me
Let's make sure you know....
The shoulder bone's connected to the neck bone
The neck bone's connected to the head bone, end of the song
You should know the song by now
And you're going in reverse
"And the --something-- bone's connected to...."
The head bone's connected to the neck bone
The neck bone's connected to the shoulder bone, shoulder bone
You need to know your body
And you've got to know your bones
And the shoulder bone's connected to the back bone
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